Jeremy clarkson

#LFC Slot is a madman, magic! Just fling everything at it!

#LFC has Salah had a good game so far this season?

#LFC other than then goal, did everton hit s shot on target?

#LFC imagine when we start playing well!

#LFC the thing about being Liverpool is that every game is massive for the team your playing, so we don`t ever get easy games.

#lfc Salah just never gets a foul.

#lfc Another of my laughable opinions being shown up by Ekitike, my word he looks fantastic!

#lfc Magic, felt like I had to pull that out the bag late

#LFC Salah has had a stinker, eh?

#lfc Just looked at table, liverpool opponents so far this season currently sitting in 1st, 3rd and 9th :)

#lfc I cant imagine being like Arsenal...."YES! CORNER!!"

#lfc Neville seems well up for an Arsenal win

I do wonder if Slot is thinking just take a draw for now while we try and bed in the new players.

#lfc think we could do with folk blamming a shot rather than everyone trying to tee up someone else

#lfc is Ekitike the best player in world?

#lfc Think Wirtz is great but I suspect we look better when later in game he comes off, bradley comes on at RB and Dom moves into midfield

#lfc I get tactically why teams pass about at the very back in tight spaces and also appreciate that these guys are elite footballers.... however I find myself often screaming a Hodgson "just fucking launch it!" as I leave hand grip marks on the chair arms

Not sure I have enough tv`s to laugh at all the games tonight

#lfc Newcastle were like Wimbledon in the 90s, kick the other team and just punt the ball long into the box.

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#lfc what a shame for plucky Newcastle, they really did so well with ten men, such fight, hard luck!

#lfc bear in mind that we have won here a man down, this game is not over and I would not be surprised to see Hooper even the numbers early in second half, if we give him any option.

#lfc Gordon is a real coward. DIrty when tackling and a diver when being. Question really was why ref thought that was just a yellow in first place.

#lfc Hooper gives nowt to liverpool home or away, awful ref.

#lfc that dive from Gordon is as bad as it gets. Also why I have no desire to see him anywhere near playing for us.

#lfc We will be hard pushed to get anything from this match looks like if the ref is going to do the old only book liverpool players routine.

#lfc Would have helped if that hand ball and red card was given, eh

Paul Joyce notifiing on Twitter that Diaz bid accepted, includes a great sentence at the end that reads to me like he is surprised that Diaz somehow did not leave the group mid-flight to Tokyo to complete the deal.

Tsimikas caught out there between trying to just blam it into our goal and playing a good through ball for the milan forward.

Maybe sooner rather than later as well

Maybe they recently took up an offer for 13 free door knobs?