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fair, society is lowkey crumbling

y’all still alive out there?

hey y’all, how y’all doing? y’all still freaked out?

thank youuuu ❤️

@5hahem.bsky.social your fit >>> #UncancelCulturePodcast

tell me happy Black history month or you hate Black people

Foreign in the fetal position naked as he came with a Rorschach Butterfly behind him

Blessed Black History Month 🖤

Link in the next skeet

Watch this one on ya TV - preferably with some food to emotionally regulate like I do.

Big up
@jordanharrod.com

@5hahem.bsky.social
& the skyless Fat Charlie for making this with me.

Just had a man tell me he wants someone obedient/submissive and serving but also independent and intelligent…

finding a man with common sense is like finding a person named amy schumer that isn’t awful (it’s near impossible)

anonymous message that reads “what sort of grief management/ maintenance techniques do you recommend given the fascist policies we’re experiencing?”

i’d tell you, but it involves a guillotine and a lot of bricks

anonymous message that reads “I just wanna make out with you all night in a secluded part on the beach”

the beach in this weather? god no

anonymous message that reads “So, how’s life?”

super busy, but exciting!

anonymous message that reads “Any tips for getting constantly angry/annoyed with everyone? You’re a gem!”

diva, you may be anxious or depressed. i’d suggest finding a professional to discuss in depth so you can figure out what may be happening. it’s not normal to be irritated super often, you’re dysregulated

anonymous message that reads “what does your face tattoo say? did it hurt?”

resilient person, and nope!

anonymous message that reads “What song can you not get enough of right now?”

bed chem by sabrina carpenter lol

anonymous message that reads “Have you ever been in an interracial relationship? If so, how was it? What made it good or bad?”

i only date niggas i fear

anonymous message that reads “You are a delight!”

thank you! ❤️

anonymous message that reads “When was the last time you felt lost?”

last year i dated someone who lied to and manipulated me and when it ended i felt like he killed the piece of me that was always open for love and did it with my whole heart. still figuring it out, but def was not myself for longer than i’d like to admit

anonymous message that reads “Advice for baby therapists? (Graduating this May)”

first, congratulations! second, boots on the ground, public sphere work first! it’ll teach you a whole lot

anonymous message that reads “are you still on Twitter?”

unfortunately *deep sigh*

anonymous message that reads “Do you think Zodiac sign compatibility matters in dating?”

any relationship can work if you use enough lube and effective communication skills

anonymous message that reads “My ex was abusive and even though it’s been a year is still trying to isolate me from my former friend group. Advice?”

no contact on everything, let your loved ones know, safety plan for what you will do and who you will call if they violate. saying this as a person not a therapist

anonymous message the reads “Tips on how to better communication with your partner”

make sure it’s you and them vs the problem as opposed to you and them vs each other! takes work but you should make sure you build out that culture together

anonymous message that reads “ you are so beautiful inside and out 😍 you my parasocial baby moms lol”

lmfao, i’ll be waiting for the ring

anonymous message that reads “Whats it like being so smart and cute? 😍”

omg thank you 😭❤️

anonymous message that reads “Any tips on recovering from limerence? I’m AuDHD and have a pattern of limerence.”

i talk about some towards the end of this video www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2F8Rwut/

anonymous message that reads “Will you crash out w me if cowboy Carter doesn’t win a Grammy?”

i got my glock ready!

anonymous message that reads “where did you get that lovely crocheted hat?”

amazon!

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

ok y’all ask me questions! ngl.link/5hahem

hey y’all happy sunday