Drop dat Ass Lyk da NASDAQ

it's so funny how wrong you can be about how someone's voice is going to sound

They’re flipping whomst?

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It’s Dolphins and Hippos with the amazing PR to distract from what they do in the wild. I need some of that love to go to Sharks

“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is such a damn stupid phrase…I don’t want to own a cake for, like, display purposes. Is that a thing people want?? A /liability/??

No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.

unvaccinated people deserve to sleep in a hot room on a hot summer day

feel like kendrick lamar slaps me everytime he appears on a song on i am music its so out of the blue

Mountain flavored DUHHHH

Fuck no.

This what really made fall in LOVE with bey icl mighta been the first video I watched on yt

A dozen 90s tejano fans crouching in the bushes outside the prison gates with spiked bats just sighed in disappointment

so crazy you just be lying down and a little animal comes and joins you

US debating vaccines in the 21st century is insane

mango tree 444 posts: What exactly does one have to do to merit first name basis mentions from Miriam Webster? merriam-webster: Spelling 'Merriam' correctly is the first step

*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands

“4” is Beyoncé’s cookout album.

2020 was such a bizarre year. I can’t believe that was 5 years ago already.

Daylight savings said

Kids are so embarrassing. Apparently, while at his Nana‘s house, he saw that she had offbrand cereal. He then kissed her on her head and said “I’m sorry you don’t have any money.”

Segregate your government to experience the thrill of planes falling out of the sky.

I used to play video games for hours. Now, I'll buy a game and never play it again after 30 minutes. I don't know if it's the games or me.

Mr Incredible from The Incredibles putting his mask over his eyes and saying "It's showtime..." but his eyes are photorealistic and bloodshot

Going to work on 3 hours sleep because you tried to salvage some sense of freedom in your life by staying up late

I warm my cereal and niggas acting like I killed someone omg ???? 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Come on, guys, let’s look on the bright side. You don’t have to worry about how expensive groceries are when you can’t afford them at all.

Why studs be having all the titty 😒 like you don’t even need those give em here

sometimes you gotta hangout with yourself for a week

Thank you, Mark!

Don’t spend money where you can’t be hired.

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Let’s gooooo…ate down 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥