☔️Tamira Pastel🪁

My 9yo son has exceptional taste. I’ll ask him to choose because he picks the best, he is not held back by money or logic, he just picks the best thing in front of him. I say this because Bad Bunny is his favorite artist.

Right? Now would that be so awful? 😂 yes. Yes it would.

Pedophiles is a hellva long word to just let slip. What it’s like, 4 syllables? I think he meant it. Old creepy rich dudes want us to stop judging them by their choice to hurt children.

Rich white men want us to just accept the fact they like raping children.

lol! Trump made more from Qatar

That man is so fast.💨 I hope he recovers but it look like his body went one way and foot the other. That’s crippling, ouch!

Being a Dolphins fan must suck, you live in a fascist state run by a whiny animatronic that escaped Disney World, you're constantly bitten by swarms of mosquitos, your house will be underwater in five years and now Tyreek Hill is injured

It’s a Boomer soap opera, we’re just living in it.

Even Futurama Nixon?? lol

Yesterday our government went to war with Tylenol, today it’s going to war on IKEA. “Fuck your couch and your headache” says Trump

You gave us 8 great years of hope and change. I tell folks I only had a child because you were in office. When Trump came to power any idea I had of having a second child was off the table. Btw- my kid is awesome 👏🏼

He can waste his time however he sees fit, whether jerkin to porn or leading an “anti union” union 😆 the fact is unions are going to rise up. I just went to a huge union rally in San Marcos TX for free speech. Lots of press there!

Secretary Kennedy on Autism epidemic back in April. “We are assembling teams of world-class scientists to focus research on the origins of the epidemic, and we expect to begin to have answers by September.””

The answer: Tylenol 😂
Might’ve well be 42!

Dr. Oz has a Tylenol alternative.

How did I get so lucky to trust doctors and scientists instead of conmen? I feel sorry for anyone that has to take what RFK and tRUMP say seriously!

Make a woman a billionaire and she’ll give it all away.

That’s exactly it. Follow the money and you’ll find the con.

Quick! Blame Biden!

Tiny dick Don.

30 billion of tax payer dollars to make the Covid vaccines and now… we can’t even have them. It would be humorous if it wasn’t so awful!

Oh I’m sorry. I forgot this administration wants us dumb and sick. Carry on.

Easier for who? Certainly not children. We went yesterday to our pediatrician and they said they dont know when they’ll get the vaccine in or even if they will. CVS and Walgreens can’t tell me if they’ll have them for children either. Meanwhile Covid is spreading and kids are missing school.

Trying to find it for my child in Texas. Tried CVS, Walgreens and the doctor’s office. None have it or know when they’ll get it. Crazy times!

So Un-American. Old Glory meant fighting for our freedom- that anyone could rise up. When did we fall to nepotism? Btw- I can’t find anywhere that will vaccinate my 10yo. Covid is spreading like wildfire through the school. Kids are out for a month. Missed leaning opportunities. Sad.

The US government spent 30 billion dollars developing Covid vaccines and my child can’t get on. I’m considering driving to Mexico and seeing if I can vaccinate him there.

Rumor has it that Johnson had a big Johnson and would lean in at the urinal to intimidate political opponents. So here is big dick energy. What we see with Trump is small pecker energy.

Lyndon B. Johnson's response to satire

Lyndon B. Johnson's response to satire

Disney is missing the point. “Sensitive moment for our country” are you kidding? Only like 25% of the country knew what a Charli Kirk was!

Dark thought- what if republicans want to get rid of vaccines because they keep democrats, who overwhelmingly live in urban areas, alive?

I tried 2 pharmacies and my doctors office. No one will give my 10yo a covid vaccine. If my child gets sick I blame it 100% on brain worm RFK.