teeter 🔜 Shoebox, Mar 13-15

nooooo 😭

you look AMAZING 😍

u *& it can't stress this enough* wu

Commander pet peeve:

"i don't care about winning! i just want to have fun!"

*proceeds to get salty when they aren't winning*

this was my immediate thought.

sorry you're dealing with that bs

community safety note from this Minnesotan object: remove your Ring doorbell/cameras.

Ring partners with Flock Safety & gives information to law enforcement (including ICE) without a warrant.

while "technically" opt-in, we all know that large corporations absolutely LOVE respecting data privacy.

dawww shucks thank you 💛

a singular land? 😭

imagine away 💛

to the very handsome bear that that was helping it today at the furniture store today:

it swooned when you touched its arm.

& it completely melted when you told it that you're also an aerospace engineer.

🫠💦

RIGHT. i'm so annoyed because i enjoy both versions but to pass them off as the same character is stupid

FAIR. okay. but the movie is CAMP

counter point: Elektra is a good movie

Ice Out, a Magic: the Gathering card

all of us in Minneapolis right now:

ABOLISH 👏🏻 ICE! 👏🏻

abolish ICE

thank you! 💛

please do. that would be very welcome right now 💛

💛🫂

scruffy & sleepy at the end of a long, stressful, anxiety-filled day 💛 cheers to brighter days ahead

(this exhausted selfie was taken in its new house)

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

OH HELLO 😍

🙂‍↕️

💕

❤️💕 dawww thank you 🥰

it ❤️'s dads

oh yeah it's over anything Nintendo right now that isn't Animal Crossing.

if you see this, share your smash bros mains

ugh fuuuuuuuucking hell. i am so sorry 🫂

gooood! missing McDaddy though 😘

yes yes yes!!!!