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@justaconspiracy.bsky.social

he / they / him / them Curiousity hasn't killed me yet. Game Production and Publishing Volunteer for @desertbus.org Condenser dev https://condenser.info www.conspiracy.media Generative AI sucks

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Latest posts by justaconspiracy.bsky.social on Bluesky

There is no universe in which this is defensible.

10.08.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 725    πŸ” 203    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Sorry, I have to issue a correction. She named it Deez-Nutz, with a second Z.

10.08.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chloe, playing Pokemon: "Awwwwwwwwww"

Me "What?"

She then shows me that she's named her starter cyndiquil "Deez-Nuts"

10.08.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best episodes of Top Gear and The Grand Tour are just Taskmaster with cars.

10.08.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's one boss battle in particular I want them to spin out into a whole new classic-style Pac Man game.

10.08.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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King of the Hill is anime.

09.08.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 336    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

If you just really want to hear me explain why so many publishers are just utterly useless now, here's a talk for you.

07.08.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 653    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8
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In MONUMENTUM the player uses directional controls to move around, and buttons to trigger external mechanisms. Bottom face button while on a "spring" launches you upward. L/R shoulder buttons while on a "flipper" launches you left or right. #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #pixelart #screenshotsaturday

08.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go on...

08.08.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lord help me I'm getting into Valorant again.

08.08.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why do we need the NBA when my friend Charles can dunk using a ladder

07.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1316    πŸ” 315    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
06.08.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3779    πŸ” 1620    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 11

Visa is now actively shutting down calls regarding their censorship and prohibition of the sale of legal product.

They clearly retrained their staff on how to deal with our calls. That doesn't happen unless there's critical mass.

KEEP IT UP. They are trying to turf the calls as fast as they can.

05.08.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4035    πŸ” 2474    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 23
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Feeling real good about this one!

I've been working on 𝑁𝑖𝑏𝑖𝑖𝑛𝑔 since Feb. of this year and (barring some playtests) it's finally at the finish line!

#gamedev #indiegame #unity3d #screenshotsaturday

26.07.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
A page from the manga Blue Lock.

Two soccer players are conversing on the field. One says 'leave me be. I can play. I want to play. I'm frustrated that I wasn't chosen to play as a starting striker, but...with these eyes...I understood a bit with this play..."

In a new frame where he has a very intense look on his face, the player finishes his sentence "...how fun it is to crush forwards as a defensive player."

A page from the manga Blue Lock. Two soccer players are conversing on the field. One says 'leave me be. I can play. I want to play. I'm frustrated that I wasn't chosen to play as a starting striker, but...with these eyes...I understood a bit with this play..." In a new frame where he has a very intense look on his face, the player finishes his sentence "...how fun it is to crush forwards as a defensive player."

A blue teamer born every minute.

06.08.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Deep Sleep: Labyrinth of the Forsaken - The Countdown Begins
YouTube video by scriptwelder Deep Sleep: Labyrinth of the Forsaken - The Countdown Begins

2 weeks and 1 day until launch!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Bq...

06.08.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ann Leckie - Ancillary Justice
Arkady Martine - A Memory Called Empire
Dianna Wynne Jones - Dark Lord of Derkholm

05.08.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🧡A president on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But here in our little country of America, you might say every one of us is a president on the roof, trying to create an authoritarian state without breaking his neck. It isn't easy.

05.08.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 509    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 12

The horse got onto the roof?

05.08.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The one for Jess was so sweet

04.08.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100%

We really love doing pro bono work for pre-funding indies. It's important that everyone have access to information and resources. We don't treat these as sales leads. We just want you to succeed. <3

04.08.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know of any small teams that use them, but CAA reps a number of large studios.

04.08.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I crash on your couch?

04.08.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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World chess just placed restrictions on both trans women and trans men The International Chess Federation will stop allowing transgender women to participate in women's tournaments. The group said changing genders has a "significant impact" on a player's status.

All you need to know about transphobes/terfs/gender critical people is that they think trans people have an unfair advantage in chess.

03.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2688    πŸ” 896    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 155

That's not a friend, that's a guardian angel.

03.08.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you have a friend gift you a beer, and sometimes that beer is...16.3%?!?!

03.08.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You'll never play fewer video games than when you are working on video games

02.08.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 11
Reindexing adult NSFW content - Developer Updates Today, we are re-indexing free adult NSFW content . We are still in ongoing discussions with payment processors and will be re-introducing paid content slowly to ensure we can confidently support the

itch.io/t/5149036/re...

31.07.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5888    πŸ” 2388    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 299
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A new line of posters, keychains and stickers featuring our favorite Scottish characters! Who is your favorite? Who will reign supreme?? Come to Artist Alley A81 to get yours!

31.07.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 876    πŸ” 251    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 15

Someone more media literate than me should write about the "doing your best to prevent the end of the world, and the inevitability that you'll have to do it again" thread that runs through so many of Strange Scaffold's games, and how despite the framing it's more optimistic than it sounds.

31.07.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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