Calamity Jon Morris

Cleese performing the Upper Class Twit Of The Year Award sketch: "Can't wait to be one of these."

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

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Not sure, I stumbled across it in an image search. Might be Avengers Assemble? Whoever did it, I'm impressed how they made his features and mask more frog-like, since I think that's what Stan Lee was thinking when he named him.

Kipling, after the death of his son, speaking in the voice of the Kaiser, his doctor, & an observer

An animated closeup of Batroc the Leaper, the leaping French supervillain whose name is a play on "Bratachian," and who in this image has a frog-like features and mask design, and I'm frankly really impressed.

Hey @tnperkins4.bsky.social, is this Batroc one of yours?

My diplomatic policy is based entirely on the firm belief that to the left of the United States is a dragon, and on the right, is a cloud with a man’s face that is blowing cold winds. Beyond that? Anyone’s guess. Nobody knows.

Twin Peaks opening scene with Are You Being Served? as the title

? EERF UOY ERA SEIRHPMUH RETSIM (weird little dance)

Twin Peaks opening scene with Columbo as the title

Diane, just one more thing, my wife makes wonderful coffee, etc

His team was caught so flat-footed by the revelation of his tattoo that I have to wonder if he either didn't tell them in advance, or he did and they decided it wasn't worth preparing for. And either of those scenarios should be disqualifying, just shitty organization, lack of foresight, a nogoodnik

When I pre-ordered this back in October (?), I wasn't sure Fantagraphics would survive til February, or that there'd even be a USPS by then. Let this be known as the Brick of Hope.

"Oh, I'd love to read L&R but I don't know where to start" well buddy look at this.

Fantagraphics' new collection of Jaime Hernandez's Love and Rockets stories featuring Hopey and Maggie.

Brick I ordered has arrived.

Just got back from a hike at the nearby watershed and saw a little black bear guy a ways away and that mfer sat down and waved his little paw at me, 10/10 experience.

It's Lord John Actons, all the way down.

Finally downloaded it, it's great. I'm afraid I've fallen in love with Stomp Kaiju 💘

Honestly believe that the "fake headlines" gimmick would've worked on pretty much any president of my lifetime, adjusting for preferred media. Give Clinton or Obama a fifteen-second teaser trailer for a soft-lit hagiographic documentary and you could have 'em barking for single-payer health care.

Say it out loud as written and it sounds like a Fish Karma lyric.

Headline reading (in sentence case, smaller font) "Movie Midget Wants To---" and then in all-caps and larger type size "DIVORCE GIANT WIFE."

When the type size is a narrative device...

YES

I wish they had a camera under the dais so we could watch his feet swell in real time.

Norm MacDonald reading a list of celebrities he's never heard of: "All the stars are here!"

me rn: 🤞

Glad to see it on Android, off to install ...

BLOOR!

Yeah, the Green one probably I should've made at least blue, it's a toughie.

That's what I'm aiming for!

drawing of a kid carrying a cat in a backpack

As we barrel towards the end of the first quarter of 2026, I am available for potential art jobs. Covers, interiors, album/apparel art, cat sitting, personal commissions, etc.

I've got 11 years experience in comics, as well as character/bg design for animation.

The back of a Garbage Pail Kids card featuring CLIFF Hanger and BONNIE Bunny in a blackout gag. Cliff: I'd be so happy if only you'd say those three little words that would make me walk on air. Bonnie: Okay, "go hang yourself."

I never collected Garbage Pail Kids so I wasn't expecting them to go so hard.

As a longtime Arizona resident, I host a raft of opinions about Kelly. The least inflammatory of these is that a sideline authoring childrens books should be immediately disqualifying for all politicians.