Konkey Dong [he/they] @seethreepeehole

starting today off a bit riskyyyy

26.01.2026 11:37 — 👍 217 🔁 12 💬 8 📌 0

Time for second amendment

26.01.2026 11:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

black and white photo of a nude man laying on his stomach in bed with his ass and feet facing camera - he is looking over his shoulder with one finger on his lips

also please enjoy this outtake from last night, but make it #monochromemonday and #mcm and all that ✨🍑✨

26.01.2026 11:07 — 👍 111 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

One last #humpday shot as I wait for the clock to tick down hoping for a new years kiss

Have a great night tonight everyone 💚

31.12.2025 16:55 — 👍 115 🔁 8 💬 9 📌 0

Australia isn't well rn

26.01.2026 08:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If this administration is ever brought to justice, I recommend retribution against all those who helped empower the administration; including ICE agents, billionaires and right wing and mainstream media. They need to be punished for their lies.

26.01.2026 07:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still there

26.01.2026 06:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just look at that smile, ofcourse he does

26.01.2026 05:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Done it that way for nearly 30 years :)

26.01.2026 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do one every year

26.01.2026 04:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SondheimSlut in a leather harness

lowkey the best photo of me ever taken?

26.01.2026 01:52 — 👍 291 🔁 12 💬 25 📌 1

26.01.2026 03:00 — 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

You like simp boys with big Italian cock? 🇮🇹🤭

25.01.2026 16:18 — 👍 337 🔁 36 💬 11 📌 2

Guten Morgen ✨

14.01.2026 13:31 — 👍 181 🔁 19 💬 6 📌 1

Picture of me naked showing my semi cock and flexing my arm

Need somone over here for my birthday 🎁 👀

25.01.2026 23:22 — 👍 273 🔁 22 💬 17 📌 1

Cecot should remain open for criminalised ICE and the enablers at the DOJ.

25.01.2026 13:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy #sundaycumday! I guarantee you I wish I was covered in and full of cum right now 🥵

25.01.2026 13:20 — 👍 449 🔁 65 💬 32 📌 3

Mirror selfie as I sit wearing a tank top and kilt, flaccid dick and balls visible under the kilt

Bringing this back in celebration of Burns Night

25.01.2026 12:01 — 👍 343 🔁 31 💬 2 📌 0

American tech billionaires are making a calculated bet on fascism.

They believe they can control a dictator in exchange for deregulation and total market dominance.

They don't care about your rights or the constitution. They only care about securing their own power

25.01.2026 10:41 — 👍 230 🔁 84 💬 18 📌 8

Despertar a la hora que el cuerpo lo pida por que no se pone alarma es todo un privilegio 😌 que gusto da despertar asi 🥺 2 semanas sin librar ya tocaba 😅 Buenos días morbosillos 🦋 a disfrutar del dia #softie

25.01.2026 09:46 — 👍 49 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0