Chris Haun

It's 2025 everyone can be a cocksucker regardless of gender or orientation.

part of my plan to board faster is check bags are free, carry on bags are $200 each. Exceptions for a few reasonable things, but most stuff, charge a fee high enough everyone checks everything. zoom, zoom on and off the plane.

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

The TSA was created because it was decided that the private security the airlines were using were insufficient.

Pritzker: "President Trump ought to be calling that out. If he doesn't agree with Elon Musk, if he doesn't agree with two Sieg Heils at his own rally and backing a party that backs Nazis, then he ought to say so. Why isn't Donald Trump speaking out?

I'm so glad everyone voted for the guy who's so racist he's going to ruin the entire economy just to make sure no black lady got a half a point extra on a job placement evaluation. As if that's the thing that's causing all the problems.

well ok, but you're going to be pretty sad when people start throwing Maker Hooks at you :)

None of the movies or tv shows got the important facts right anyway. As long as you've read the books we can still be friends.

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS - When I assume office as Federation President, we are going to rename the Bajoran Wormhole to the 'Alpha Quadrant Wormhole.' MAKE ALPHA QUADRANT GREAT AGAIN! #StarTrek

Flat earthers already exist, we are already there.

Servers aren't free, choice two is they charge for it. I'd personally pay but that's probably not a super viable business model.

Remember when Joe Biden sent an angry mob to the Capitol to take over the government? J/K he was leading a prayer service in New Orleans for the victims of the recent attack. All politicians are the same right?

You may not remember, but we met on EFnet and at defcon forever ago, scrim from #cincinnati

30 songs I don't even want to hear. Back to my giant list of songs I've Shazamd

I got it first guess Rick :)

Same thing is happening all over.