Mew

My pet theory is that he is incapable of understanding the concept of asylum. Why would one entity risk themselves to protect another?

Randy corn

Geese's Pieces

I think if you have two Americans on a British quiz show, you officially have to cede a small island.

Trump approves disaster declarations for red states, as blue states go without “President Trump and his administration have politicized disaster relief,” one governor said, “and our communities are the ones who will pay the price.”

"The president’s statement announcing the relief funding emphasized the number of times he won Missouri’s electoral votes, as if there were some kind of connection between his political support in the state and his eagerness to provide disaster aid..."

www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."

Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

The Clean Hater Act of 1972

Hey, wait. That'd almost be like they're admitting the tech isn't sufficient to make that determination. But the officers went ahead and...

Please do not.

Can't wait 'til we get that precedent saying at least some level of human judgment must be used to determine probable cause.

US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.

"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"

* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window

This just totally misses the mark. News consumption and anxiety are directly correlated. News that makes readers feel hopeful will lead to lower click-through rates. This is not some personal foible of elitist media. It's economics for ad-driven news orgs to try to shape outlook of their readers.

When your clicks are fueled by liberal anxiety...

As a man who was once a teenager and owned many a writing implement, if cartoon depictions of the male organ are not 1A protected, then I think a few of us might be in trouble.

This is Democracy manifest!

If some Dem does not use this opportunity to say "Did they not let you wear your diaper under the flight suit?" then what are we even doing here?

I mean... not the best comms strategy to remind Americans that he is clearly incontinent, but who's going to tell HIM that?

Siri, how do you know when someone is telling on themselves?

Ma'am, please return the lynx to the wild.

Jeez, it's a mortal sin to ask a question, right? Here, I hope this helps clear things up for you.

gprivate.com/62xx9

Pretty sure everyone lost the over/under on when Trump would do this. What took him so long?

This mf over here talking about the Hundred Mile Wilderness doesn't have the same number of reps as Portland per square mile.

Because if there's anything GPT is good at its spatial reasoning. 👀

You're telling me the guy who, at one point in his life, had held every conspiracy theory, who doubts every word governments and corporations say, is suddenly naïve enough to believe that? Suddenly there's exactly his type of good guys in the White House and they're... Noem, Patel, and Trump?

GTFO

More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days. The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...

BREAKING from PP

We found immigration agents have held more than 170 *citizens*

The govt doesn't track citizens held. So we did. We tallied:

Nearly 20 kids, two w/ cancer

More than 20 citizens held for day or more, incommunicado

www.propublica.org/article/immi...

by @nicolefoy.bsky.social

No one in the GOP Hitler chat was a "kid" We checked. Sorry, JD Vance.

These. Were. Men. In. Their. 30s.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

They're just the smollest of itty bitty baby beans. 👉👈🥺

A trifecta? The Covid booster alone had me delirious, over 102° for half a day last time. Three? Godspeed.

Hey, I'm sure RFK, Jr. convinced him all those drugs they take are really dangerous.

Lol. The "cartels" of hairdressers, high school kids, and street cart vendors who have been here for 30 years?

I guess I'm glad to see them organizing at least.