@eobaltimore.bsky.social

I proofread to relax. I brake for trees. I root for the Orioles, nothing I can do about that.

656 Followers 176 Following 853 Posts Joined Nov 2023
1 day ago

Shorter: Nobody will have sex with me.

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2 days ago

Somebody’s taking your name in vain, @thegodshow.com. What say ye?

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2 days ago

Your question assumes he wants us to live, period. I’m not so sure.

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4 days ago

Sounds like he’s qualified to take Tulsi Gabbard’s job. Let them duke it out in a cage match. In an open-carry state.

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5 days ago

“World without Trump.” Steve Witkoff just cut the best campaign ad for Democrats, and he can’t charge them for using it. Dems, you know what you ought to do with this. Now DO IT.

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5 days ago

They never get old.

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5 days ago

Easy layup for any media outlet that claims it’s objective:
1. Find some folks (2 or more, not related) who have told Trump “We want the Save America Act, sir!”
2. Ask them what the Save America Act says. Tell us how they replied.

If you won’t confirm his statements, you’re just stenographers.

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1 week ago
Bootlicking toady Greg Marmalard in “Animal House”

Elbridge Colby? Wasn’t he in Omega House at Faber College?

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2 weeks ago

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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2 weeks ago
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Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

Yet again, the DOJ got caught in a lie, doing Trump's bidding. They're covering up for him at the expense of the American people — and above all the survivors of Epstein's abuse — who deserve the TRUTH NOW.

No more hiding. Release ALL THE FILES.

www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

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2 weeks ago

Nobody else gives a 🐀’s ass about either of them, that’s why.

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2 weeks ago

Looks like you called it.

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2 weeks ago

📌

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2 weeks ago

Please don’t quit! You’re very good at documenting the depressingly long history of complaints from people who are sure that what’s bugging them is brand new and they’re the first to notice it. There oughta be a word for this.

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3 weeks ago

🏒♥️

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3 weeks ago

The thing that chills me most about the new "can't we all just forget about it and move on" tactic is we're supposed to think that all these Epstein Class types decided to just give up on their favourite hobby of raping children because this one trafficker died.

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3 weeks ago

Have a care for my sister and countless others who were born on June 14. She has taken to celebrating hers on a different day.

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3 weeks ago
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bruce lee says " thank you for your service " in front of a green background Alt: bruce lee says "thank you for your service"
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3 weeks ago

She’s never had a library card, is my guess. She’s welcome to prove me wrong.

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3 weeks ago
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29th Street Tavern Cold Beer, Good Food and Great Friends

The ones I know best are uptown. 29thstreettavern.com is my easy choice, but south or east of downtown may suit you better.

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3 weeks ago

I’m never working. When & where?

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3 weeks ago

I’m trying to imagine a team with a quarter-billion-dollar player payroll that won’t hire a graphic designer capable of reviewing this slop and tipping management to the obvious problem. He or she would have a head start, knowing that Fanatics is a leader in the ensh*ttification of #MLBuniforms.

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3 weeks ago

I think he still doesn’t know, unless he follows his Bluesky mentions.

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3 weeks ago
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Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...

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1 month ago
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Dropkick Murphys go after Trump, Elon Musk and MAGA hats at concerts: 'No kings here!' In addition to March 15, frontman Ken Casey similarly went after a MAGA-hatted fan at the band's March 8 show in Clearwater, Florida.

He can keep Mel Gibson, but the Dropkick Murphys have been hammering him since this time last year at least. www.app.com/story/entert...

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1 month ago

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

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1 month ago
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Speaking Out on Loneliness & Depression as a 40-Year-Old Man My advice to anyone feeling similar stigmas: fuck them, the people who say that shit - they are just projecting their own insecurity onto you because you are single and there's nothing wrong with it.

The best Valentine’s Day post I’ve read, with a first-person take on male loneliness that’s not hostile or self-pitying. A great read whether or not you’re male, whether or not you have a partner. paydayreport.com/speaking-out...

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1 month ago

Eeew.

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1 month ago

Did Trump use the Epstein Files to staff his cabinet? Are the Epstein Files like some twisted version of Mitt Romney's binders full of women?

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