This is the most AI video clip I’ve seen that might possibly be genuine. Without more research (that I won’t do), can’t let myself assume this is a thing that happened.

Schumer’s very brave endorsement of the guy who already won 😖.

Lunch breaks probably don’t leave enough time for that 😐.

I SWEAR TO GOD SENATE DEMOCRATS

DO NOT BEND FOR “STRONG ASSURANCES”

LOOK AT YOUR BASE

How do we know they weren’t ICE agents working a little side hustle on their lunch break?

I try not to get overly political here, but today feels like a day to make the world a better place. Reach out to your friends and loved ones, and tell them: When they use the words "major league" as a compound modifier, they should hyphenate it. "major-league hitter."

There. I've done my part

So Winsome Earle-Sears can’t tell one Black woman from another? Do they all look alike to her?

Does he know he’s invited immigrants from 5 countries?

Nah, just another offloaded Baltimore Oriole. Nobody missed him when he left.

Are we sure it can end?

a man in a tie is holding a lighter in his hand Alt: “Airplane!” Lloyd Bridges picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

You picked the wrong night to put “sleep” and “baseball” in the same sentence.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional, except in baseball.

😳😬

Some guy will work this move into his long program in the next Canadian men’s figure skating nationals . . . and he’ll win.

OH CANADA 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 😍😍😍!

He’s not wrong 😊.

That anthem is never not an absolute banger. Last week’s massive gospel choir, tonight’s soloist, anything else they got.
O 🇨🇦!

I’m all for whatever gets the Toober out of the Senate.

I’m guessing you didn’t get out much in the mid-18th century. George Washington, James Madison, and others kept such books as young men, copying out bits of advice and aspiration they found in their reading. Not quite a diary but a record of other folks’ ideas about manners, morals, good habits, &c.

Will somebody please ask RFKjr, our lord of MAHA and tub-thumper for better nutrition, why he hasn’t appealed to his alpha dog Donny to let kids eat after SNAP ends on Nov. 1?
I think I know the answer, but I could be wrong. He should say for himself, on the record, why he’s OK w/ child hunger.

The whole interview (~20 minutes) is a great watch. I learned that Stewart’s been studying this campaign from the start and Mamdani knows the Knicks.

Let’s call this the Fetterman Gambit: don’t cop to your family’s privilege, and let dumb voters assume you’re up from nothing. This dumb voter fell for it in 2022. I deeply regret that $20 contribution and wish I could claw it back.

Sharing for awareness: For those able and willing to help, the Embassy of Jamaica in DC is coordinating disaster relief in the U.S.

They have asked folks to reach out to them at disasterresponse@jamaicaembassy.org to coordinate support.

The government has info on donations supportjamaica.gov.jm

Say it so the people in the back can hear it:
Jeffrey Epstein is running this country from the grave, with help from his little friends.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Don’t miss the wonderful current exhibit in the main floor’s little gallery, all about 🇵🇷 comics and cartoons.

Wait, how does he know they tried? How did he learn about this the one sliver of White House activity and none of the others?

As an editor, I don't want to see what AI has written. I want to see what writers have written.
I exist to help writers, and after we talk, both of us will have learned something. With AI, no one learns anything. There is no improvement and growth for humans.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 You beat me to it!

YouTube video by spike012002 Sgt Schultz - I Know Nothing

Sergeant Schultz of the GOP. youtu.be/HblPucwN-m0