Instead of the choice between 'Pearly Gates' or 'Gates of Hell' the question today is...

Would you like the Guillotine or Wood Chipper?

Me: Natural causes for me please

Top Trump officials will discuss Epstein strategy at Wednesday dinner hosted by Vance | CNN Politics Top Trump administration officials will gather at the vice president’s residence Wednesday evening as they continue to weigh whether to publish an audio recording and transcript of Deputy Attorney Gen...

JD Vance

Loop us in to the schemes you all are plotting at the soirée you're hosting today. FYI, the Epstein conversation won't end until all is released. It's not just Americans, the world is watching, we all want answers. I'm sure you all know by now, the bubble you all live in will always burst.

The Trump Show is so predictable, boring and repetitive. It's hard to believe that it continues to be renewed. It's such a stupid show.

The Tin Man's son Reynolds stepping out of his father's shadow. Striking out on his own with a spoon and big dreams.

Elon Musk

You banked on the wrong party. If you really want to mess with the people who messed with you, bank on people who will make a positive difference. Don't be a Mr. Potter, be a George Bailey. Help people make their lives better. Can you imagine the meltdown DJT would have if you did.

See, it does pay to stand up straight. But still, don't cross your eyes, or they'll stay that way 🙄

DJT, you were right there dude. Today was perfect weather and conditions to find out if you could fly. Alas, it's TACO Tuesday, so we'll never find out... disappointing

YouTube video by Legal AF Trump BLOWS His Own COVER at the WORST TIME

Note to self: Say No to Kakistocracy
Prepare, be informed, and prepare some more for every election forevermore. I'll be damned if I'm going through this shit again. I hope everyone does the same, we need to make sure all of our Votes are counted.

Conversation with Michael Popok and Paul Blumenthal

What a lovely story, thank you for sharing. Lofty, what a perfect name, so glad they were able to find a place for them. It's nice that to hear people care enough to do the right thing.

The 'Sultan of White Gardens' has spoken! Alas, no one understood a word he said, as he was speaking his native tongue, Gibberish, and no one knows WTF that is.

Trump, giving 'Little Edie' a run for her money.

The 'Sultan of White Gardens' has spoken! Alas, no one understood a word he said, as he was speaking his native tongue, Gibberish, and no one knows WTF that is.

Come back as

'FUCK YOU if you Don't Get My Humor'
or
'Get Lost You Humorless Fucks'
or
'Take A Joke Motherfuckers'
or
'Send Money Then Maybe I'll Stop' 😆

🫂🤗🫂

I truly mean it, you are very good at what you do. Take a break, maybe that's what you need, we'll all understand. Then come back with a vengeance 😎

If you stop, then the laughter stops.
Don't Stop 🥰

This makes perfect sense, where else would Cum and Go?

Our luck, he'd bounce. But maybe he'd then roll into traffic, and the WH 'Trash Truck' would do its duty.

I did read this article; it was very interesting. I love the photo they used for the article as well, it's beautiful. It's inspiriting, eventually I'm going to try to paint something like it.

A post of mine from last week, it applies here as well 😎

🔭 For all Extraterrestrials out there, you should avoid Earth at all costs. We're not worth the fuel for even a 'fly by'🚀 All you need to do to understand why, is just listen to any news frequency/outlet 🛰️

White Slab Gardens

I see that the 'Terror' of the American Presidency is alive and well. But really, is he, come on just look at him. Probably roaming around his new concrete jungle, the 'White Slab Garden'. It's probably where he puts on is face paint, because outdoor lighting is the best.

Yep, but maybe 🎶His name was Lalo, he was a showgirl🎶
🥰

YouTube video by Vesna Zmijanac Vesna Zmijanac i Dino Merlin - Kad zamirisu jorgovani (1988)

For my cousin, My Little BooBoo, Mnogo te volim❣️

(sheeshka peeshka 🤣)

🦚😉🦚 technicalities, who needs'm 😆

See, and everyone complains about what's in Spam and Hotdogs. Now Wendy's is full blown telling everyone industry secrets! I KNEW IT! 🌭

Ah, the 'if I can't see you, you can't see me' disguise. This time without the sunglasses... nice try Steve 😎🍂

🦚 The beautiful Peacock, natures very first 'Showgirl' 🦚

Looking for the 'Schöpindöpin' is always a nightmare, and they're usually sold out.

"The big yellow one is the Sun" *ya moron ~Brian Regan

Another wayward distraction, brought to you by Sean 'What am I doing here' Duffy. I can see it now, the moon blown to smithereens. No thank you Sean, I like the moon just the way it is, watching over me.

Don't be a 'Dread Pirate' ICE Agent

Be a revered California Firefighter instead. You will be loved, respected, and cheered for the honorable work you do. Added bonus, you'll be able to look yourself in the mirror and be proud of your chosen profession.

Smell ya later dudes... boop