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Oracle ACE Director ♠️, Analytics, or just “Data” (of any shape, kind, and size) Consultant, owner of DATAlysis LLC. Having fun with Raspberry Pis and similar toys, coding random things, arguing with AI, and a lot more…
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👨💼 Director of APEX Consulting
👨💻 Sr. APEX Developer
♠️ Oracle ACE Director
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♠︎ Oracle ACE Director. Symposium 42. PL/SQL. ORDS. APEX. Data Models. REST APIs. Search. Text. Int'l Organisations. Energy. Ex-Skydiver... 🪂
Database Guy. Knows things.
Oracle. ExaCC. Stuff like that.
Oracle ACE Director.
I like cars and football too. #SAFC
"Bumpy roads lead to beautiful places"
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Business Unit Manager Low-Code@Hyand Solutions GmbH, Oracle ACE Director and working towards a 🌍 that is more sustainable.
I mess around with data.
Built some free Oracle tools at some point.
I like cats, a lot.
