Monica Lambeau 🫧

I feel like I'm in a Job season where everything has been intensely bad and no part of my life has been untouched

Being shady over obituaries like it really gets to a point

a boy in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a man in a black shirt ALT: a boy in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a man in a black shirt

No bc why is everyone in my family so weird????

I'll experience back to back trauma and a week later I'll just be like hmmmmm 🤔 something's bothering me

all of the Supreme Court’s jurisprudence about executive power - all of it - can be replaced with a simple flow chart. is the president a Republican? if so it’s ok. if not, it’s presumptively not ok.

I wonder if she ever wears her hair like this during the movie

Wait she's wearing a 60s hairdo???

Fetterman, Often Absent From Senate, Says He Has Been Shamed Into Returning

Area Man Hates His Job (But Still Loves Genocide) www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/u...

Bec on the cover

takin’ a trip to the west coast ✈️

⏰: 5:00PM CT
🆚: LA Sparks
📺: The U

a cybertruck with a giant rainbow kitty toast decal on it

chat am i hallucinating

X logo.

DMs icon on Pop Base’s iconic purple background.

Twitter/X DMs have now been down for over 10 hours.

JUST IMAGINE THE TIKI TORCHES

That’s not how chloroform works at all.

Check this.

Yesterday Nvidia, $NVDA, said it was partnering with Navitas Semiconductor $NVTS.

But $NVTS gets ZERO options volume.

Yet yesterday + May 16th someone bought over $100k of calls with 11x normal volume.

They were up 1,225% today.

Unusual.

Link: unusualwhales.com/stock/NVTS/overview

Global Forest Loss Hit a Record Last Year as Fires Raged

The planet lost a record amount of forests last year, largely because of fires around the world, data shows. Researchers estimated that the world lost the equivalent of 18 soccer fields of forested land every minute.

Harvard’s logo.

Donald Trump.

Harvard University is suing the Trump administration for their ban on enrolling foreign students. (via AP)

59 YEARS OLD TODAY 🎂

Happy 59th Birthday to Johnny Gill

Nation Can't Believe It On Harvard's Side

Donald Trump.

Apple logo.

Donald Trump threatens to impose a 25% tariff on Apple unless US-sold iPhones are produced in the US:

“I have long ago informed Tim Cook of Apple that I expect their iPhones that will be sold in the U.S. will be manufactured and built in the U.S., not India, or anyplace else.”

Woman Who Sneaked Aboard Paris Flight and Hid in Bathrooms Is Convicted

A woman evaded layers of security to board a flight to France without a ticket or passport in November, scooting between bathrooms on the plane and wandering its aisles. On Thursday, she was convicted in Brooklyn federal court of being a stowaway.

The Handmaid’s Tale, but stupid

Upending norms, the Senate votes to undo California's EV rules The Senate parliamentarian advised lawmakers that they couldn't use the Congressional Review Act to revoke California's right to set vehicle standards. But they did it anyway. Expect a legal fight.

UPDATE: The Senate parliamentarian advised lawmakers that they couldn't use the Congressional Review Act to revoke California's right to set vehicle standards. But they did it anyway. Expect a legal fight.

I've known this since the 90s when I would start singing one song and accidentally switch to singing the other lol

Also, I'm tickled at this being why the song is called "Oops, I Did It Again" lol

Senator Marsha Blackburn tweets: "We're going to build a big, beautiful Golden Dome."

Am I crazy or did we just have a convo about how we can't fund cancer research?

For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier

An engine fire broke out on a Delta Air Lines flight as it was preparing to depart Orlando International Airport on Monday morning, prompting passengers to evacuate using emergency slides, federal officials said. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/b...

The DOW has dropped 1000 points 11 times in history.

4 of those have been since “Liberation Day”

I'm not Catholic but the Pope's passing truly has southern Black Baptist energy... 'I just saw him yesterday, out there blessing babies and er'thing.'

Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth is equally responsible and owns this. Your confirmation served as a stamp of approval and your judgment shouldn't be trusted. This goes for every failure of any official confirmed by the Senate.