QUEE!stopher belmont

many of my loved ones are 4'9 and i think the 4'9 community is a powerful height collective this is no scorn against my 4'9 loved ones ....... this post is about the duplicity of height dysphoria and being horny for women who are taller than me

she told me to post this too

asked my ex-wife how tall she thinks i am and she said "4'9" with her whole chest

i made the text on my sms messages big in favor of showing my friend a funny text but actually it makes my eyes hurt a lot less and im a big fan of it and now im officially big text phone peepaw

MISSED CONNECTIONS
YOU: a pinkie pie mlp kin
ME: smoked your weed and gave you a cigarette
WHERE: roscoes
EYE: want to be ur friend

i SHOULD be at hat queen but i DONT WANT TO COMMUTE TO CHICAGO AGAIN IM POOR but know i AM THE HAT GUY

i can make this about me. i have the technology

bringing cow tipping into gen z. our victim? those fucking delivery robots

bars should be legally obligated to keep an area for having a little diner style cup of hot coffee during ur night

i ate that stupid fucking ferret manga up. also it was at every library ever

i literally dont remember

the only photos i have from halloween 2024 are beautiful images of delta badhand?

FRANKENSTUFFY 🐱
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CAMP Presentation from Creature of the Night 2025
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The making of video to come soon!

I am looking into ways to not be gay anymore

i ran out of good captions. Witness ME

christopher belmont standing onstage looking sultry

christopher belmont onstage

christopher belmont onstage

christopher belmont standing onstage looking celebratory

im always clocked in

Put the blush on

when they keep the soda cans extra cold >

i hate gay halloween i just look like this

mirror selfie of christopher belmont

front facing selfie of christopher belmont

hi

forgot the word for cinnabon

the taco bell cinnamon sugar orbs filled with a sweet cum textured warm frosting

cinnamoroll cum balls

its entirely possible i have called them cum balls for years now and theyre like my favorite taco bell offering and i Dont remember what the actual name is

you know those cinnamoroll cum balls? at taco bell?

LOVE puppers

dota by basshunter should be on the top 50 songs of all time

prevailing research nowadays shows that psychotic people NEED social supports to survive and thrive in the world so maybe work on being that social support instead of just mourning us when that social support becomes a robot bc u didnt step the fuck up.