Rhydian

As long as it doesn't reach the level of ciabattary

So what you're saying is, prosecution's case was underproved?

Well I heard tell of a case once won
Of a cop who was hit by a flying bun
But you don't really care if it had been nduja

Dough flies like this
It cannot miss
Hilarity flows from a simple diss
And all the ACAB crowd sing hallelujah

Bobby and Don sprinting for the line in the Zero Empathy Stakes

That McGinn is perfect

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

Hehe, 'wraps'

Hero

🎶 I fought the slaw
And the slaw won 🎶

If the mayo ain't split
You must acquut!

You might be guilty of assault and ciabattery though

My campaign to have the world’s biggest chocolate bar collection has been given a huge Boost.

I'm sorry I'll get back to my own jokes & talking about music shortly but I

There's a man on the radio saying deportment should be compulsory for foreign criminals.

Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.

Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative

electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...

I’m the Owner of This All Day Café in Nineteenth-Century Paris: Can We Stop It with the Fucking Easels? I opened this café with the best of intentions: to provide a salon par excellence with a focus on good food and live entertainment, a third place t...

"Last week, I watched a flaneur spend his entire afternoon staring at a blank piece of cardboard. When my manager asked what he was doing, the man responded that he was 'Kinda just raw-dogging the Montmartre, waiting for the light to hit.'"

12 Hangry Men

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"

"You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married"

not

"You come to me on this the day of my daughter's wedding"

"Play it, Sam."

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

A grid of photos of beaded medicine earrings in rainstorm, rainmist, and riandrop

November is #NativeAmericanHeritageMonth and a great month to support Indigenous artists! Art is how we celebrate our cultures and keep them alive 💛🧡❤️🖤

Check out my new Heleswv (Medicine) earrings & more from my NAHM collection → cvkvlv.com

Goal progress in comments ↓

#Beadwork #Art #MutualAid

This is city planner @lindseyboylan.bsky.social.

She was the 1st whistleblower to bravely come forward with sexual misconduct allegations against Andrew Cuomo. 12 others joined her. Cuomo resigned as Governor.

His “comeback” never should have been enabled.

She earned this moment more than most.

The responses to this 😂😂

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

For me, this is one the most beautiful pictures on the internet right now. May we all be inspired by her bravery and also, her joy.

Me cheering with one hand up. Holding jacket eyes closed smiling screaming

Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari

wake up from my nap (mmm good nap, needed that)

blearily glance at phone

"Brianna Wu wants to talk to the manager of transphobia because she bought her vagina square and fair 20 years ago, they can't go hating her now"

hahahahahaha

LFG

Screenshot of Reductress post. Jake tapper sitting next to Hakeem Jeffries Text reads: Establishment Democrats Just Not Sure if Mamdani Went About Decisive, Crushing Victory the Right Way @reductress Reductress*