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Love watching the employees at CDG just slipping under the gate instead of walking all the way around the exit.

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just remembered i had everything bagel seasoning from the usa and had a most delicious lunch.

watching this bloke at the laundromat sniffing his clothes as if he didn’t put in loads of scent beads and specialised detergent. i’m sure you smell fine my dude.

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don’t mind me just giving british housing advice at half past eleven at night.

i screenshot this and sent it to all my online friends

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things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

i now need to know if vampires can even GET gonorrhoea or if i have to go back to one of my real person fandoms.

why is he working out in jeans i cannot deal

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i just looked up from my computer to see a classmate chewing gum with her mouth wide open, back to staring at my screen again.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Bisexuality, in human sexuality: sexual interest in and attraction to members of one’s own and the opposite sex. A bisexual is thus a person with both heterosexual and homosexual desires.

denmark vs usa mens' hockey:
me: KOM NU, FOR FANDEN!

THE DANISH SONG FUCKING WON

THE DANISH SONG IS IN THE FINALS, LET'S GOOOOO

i am super annoyed there's only one danish song in the fucking danish song competition.

watching danmark's melodi grand prix and the first guy is native american and danish and i'm already in love.

So doing my section on arbitrage and mediation in the EU, that scene where Louis and Lestat are with their lawyers is clearly a mediation scene, with no mediator in sight. AMC IWTV should hire me as their legal consultant OR the mediator in question (I'm a good actor).

i have not started on my notes yet today but i have done the washing up and did my washing yesterday so i'm ahead of the game.

i hope i am as chill as my cat when i have to move house.

someone tell me why my lawyer answered me at ten thirty at night. i will not be answering emails from clients at this time of night when i am a lawyer trust me.

i love commercial law but my professor reads us entire cases and it's really hard to like it when he does that.

literally just helped an old lady across the street. love when clichés happen.

I won't deny I've got in my mind now
All the things I would do
So I try to talk refined for fear that you find out
How I'm imaginin' you
I won't deny I've got in my mind now
All the things we could do
So I try to talk refined for fear that you find out
How I'm imaginin' you

all my favourite hozier songs are b-sides, of course.

if hozier can't save me today, nobody can.

I got a message on Instagram that just said « can I cunt? » and how was I supposed to say no to that.