I am snockered and my entire dinner is deep fried

酔っ払いしたと夕ご飯は揚がっているで~す

This mall is 11 F. We just kept going up not knowing if it would ever end. I feel like we just beat a dungeon crawl.

このモ-ルは11回ある。私達はエスカレーターで一再ならず上がって、本当にdungeon crawlの意味でした。

Definitely in Japan- the toilet is a supercomputer.

本当に日本で着いた-トイレはスパ—コンピュうタです

SF kinda like this as well! Free things to do, free furniture…

WNBA playoffs takeaways:

A) Can we put Natisha Hiedeman on our payroll just so we don’t have to play against her?

B) Hal Jordan would rock the shit out of the current Minnesota Lynx jeseys.

#wnbaplayoffs #wnba #lynxvalkyries

Cutie Patootie is out. Cuteness Patootness is in.

Perhaps the day will come when my ridiculous earlobes-only Wolverine healing factor will stop closing over holes I got punched in 37 years ago every time I forget to wear earrings for two weeks. Until then, bleeding again.

#stupidsuperpowers #guystheacnescarsarerightthere

WHY IS BOBA NOT AVAILABLE AT 10 AM 😫

80 years of being shiiiiit 🎶🎵

Full circle US being shit moment: my family scrambling to figure out if they have immunity to measles because while some current dumbfuck is trying to smite all of science, we don’t have vaccination records of this generation while they were locked in an internment camp for all of WWII.

Visiting a friend and had to stare for a while at an establishment advertising various cookies to determine that they were a conventional bakery and not, in fact, a dispensary.

Ah Bay Area living.

(Am otherwise very on board with Costco. Good wages and benefits, promotes from within, etc.)

The things that Costco labels “croissants” are an act of aggression against the nation of France and the French people

What a time to be alive. I miss the city I moved to 30 years ago, sometimes.

I used to say sf was a circle jerk hell of people racing to make apps to contract out all the tasks of daily life no one has time for because they’re all programming apps.

I guess now it’s racing to make ai that eats the world’s resources to churn out pictures with the wrong number of arms.

All right, what else do I watch before I kick this azmzla free trial to the curb

Following this up with I love this man’s work so so much but how’d two sets of people go, “we need an older midwestern man, not attractive. Oh yeah let’s cast fuckin’, Mr. Darcy. He comes to mind.”

Watching Holland and so far it’s like an AU lifepic of Tom Wambsgans if he never moved to NY and joined the Roy family.

#matthewmacfadyen #hollandfilm #tomwambsgans

Let’s get a whole new generation into this let’s gooooo

Omg

I just want Bare Apple chips to come in a bag the size of my torso, so I can heft it about and squeeze its comforting weight whilst snacking. Is that so hard?

#singleservebullshit

Finding out my elderly dog’s anxiety responds well to being included in the conversation so having the most deranged one-sided chats with her while doing housework

Ooh I put a fennel leaf in there. Score. Tomorrow lunch +++

May have put some shortribs in a plastic bag I brought with me while I was not sober. Aww yeah.

Took off early from my business, explained to one of my employees that I was having dinner with people I worked with before they were born.

#middleage #businessownership

If Keeley, Jaime, and Roy aren’t a throuple what are we even doing here

#tedlasso

Researchers uncover stories of Black Londoners who escaped slavery Findings in Tower Hamlets archives shed light on resistance to enslavement likened to Underground Railroad in US

Researchers uncover stories of Black Londoners who escaped slavery.

The Communities of Liberation project was assisted in their research by @uofglasgow.bsky.social @uofgartshums.bsky.social Professor Simon Newman.
@theguardian.com

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

You guys…. 🥰🥰🥰

Thank you Keeley!

#matthewmacfadyen #keeleyhawes

He is so beautiful and then to also get Matthew sideboob …! We are truly blessed for Valentine’s Day. Thank you Mrs. Hawes, legend 🫡