also this is amazing how this is literally a Howard hack, incredible
had i known you were among howards minions i would have never engaged
i will specifically say thank you. thank you @rchowe.com!
i tell myself these things too and i pray they are the truth
society reorients it's values around it's cultural mediums, this is what our society has become reorienting around twitter. the video game aspect is ancillary. cruelty, detachment and lack of humanity are the hallmark values of X and is what we see displayed here by our government.
Mar-a-Lago CENTCOM: Take the shot
*Sniper with thumb hovering over “Yes” on Polymarket “Khamenei out as Supreme Leader of Iran by February 28?” bet*: yeah one sec
Napa Boys rocks. I hope you are blessed to see it with an audience.
I dont know if anyone can quite do what Nick Corirossi does and Napa Boys is all the way. A miracle.
lol. Panera Bread reaps what they sow.
Kinda expected this one to come true earlier, YourFridge now available.
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may this horny, codependent woman lead us to salvation
Man, Dan invited me in that day just so I could watch them do that scene. Absolute a career highlight for me.
I think they spent half the time in the greenroom talking JFK evidence.
True hero and legend.
Gen AI is a machine that destroys intellectual property.
Literally the promise is that, as soon as a thing is made, the robot can eat it and do it forever for free. Software, art, whatever. The only hedge is that it's not that good at it yet.
Just unreal that "IP: The Company" doesn't see this.
I’m sure that to do the OpenAI deal, Disney was inspired by all the hugely popular AI-made videos of their IP that don’t involve Mickey shooting a cop. Oh, those don’t exist? Not even one?
A very overlooked aspect of the social media flatening of the internet that’s getting worse in the AI internet. It used to be much easier to spot crazy people online. All these tools seem purpose built to allow the delusional and dangerous to get credibility and followers instead of help.
kind of amazing that the major advancement of Big Tech this decade has been from inventing a technology that makes people WANT to kill themselves to creating one that TELLS them to do it.
Coming out of SKETCH RETIREMENT to write for this show at UCB LA tomorrow at 7pm! Come on out!! ucbcomedy.com/show/asssske...
they’re calling her the bravest poster alive
Finally getting paid to hate this company
if you see this right now or in the next two hours you can TUNE THE FUCK IN! I’m doing the EVERYTHING NOW SHOW ON TWITCH! www.twitch.tv/everythingno...
Scooter
raising children in the Liminal Space
Agree, but isn’t it already?
I think the key is diminishing these platforms substantially as far as the amount of time, attention and resources they get.
They are an organ in the body of the internet, essential and provide an important function but if your body became 90% kidney you’re fucked.
My crazy idea is social media should make income from referral links to other websites that are monetized through ads, subscriptions or purchases.
This alligns incentives so social is subservient to the open web and primarily for jokin and sharing and linking to places that actually make things.
i'll never forgive them for making Lars Ulrich the most correct person who ever lived
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. 'Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile' is in select theaters October 2.
To find a theater near you, visit: theonion.com/badpedophile
yeah i think that's exactly it lol. but i'll any chance to watch sex house with a crowd!
Hey! Nah, the Epstein doc was made by the very talented current Onion staff, but we’re all excited to see it next week (and stoked they are pairing with Sex House!)
A very big Onion announcement:
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
