Ryyebread

forever my supervisor

another day being mentally tortured for a salary

Me listening to the fate of Ophelia

David Corenswet Superman smiling with his arms crossed says “enough ragebait. love bait me. giggle bait me. joy bait me.”

right do we not all recall “draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man”??? or…

no i’m obsessed with elizabeth taylor. the harmonies??? need it injected into my bloodstream immediately

opened tiktok. why can’t yall just let her have fun without immediately shitting on it. she’s happy. she was right when she told yall to leave her alone

i’m seeing so much eldest daughter hate. like they forgot that at her core she IS a cringey millennial. ofc she’s going to talk about not being savage and a girlboss

same people who didn’t realise that the cover art is a reference to the painting. yknow. the very famous one. this album doesn’t have to be for everybody, but i hate that i opened my apps today to everyone shitting on it because it’s FUN

they came in expecting like. folklore level lyrics. god forbid a girl has a fun album that DOESN’T require you to have a dictionary and thesaurus at the ready

firstly, 100% an ovulation track. secondly, she’s so secure that she doesn’t need to knock on wood??? she said “ain’t no way i can even jinx this”

YOU HEARD HER‼️

it really feels like she leaned into the era of the OG father figure, which i really loved. i also just love that we got instruments back

actually romantic is for every hot girl has a weird homoerotic ex best friend #taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl

i love how funky and groovy this album is

is moblor i thing. like mob taylor. can we make it a thing

i need father figure funk mob vibes in my veins IMMEDIATELY

i was so confused i thought you meant dfw. like dallas fort worth.

1) wood
2) opalite
3) wi$h li$t

taylor swift funk album how i love you #taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl

fully sitting here at work foaming at the mouth

Am I right in remembering there were two ape women, and Jane Goodall was the good one and the other one was evil? But not named Jane Evilall

she’s just going to play some quick games, if you don’t mind

no the fluoride DOES taste good, the scraper thing is evil though

a girl sitting, her hand resting on her face and a black cat sitting on her back. it reads “can i come over and be strange and intense?”

i’m sorry she SAMPLED FATHER FIGURE?? #taylorswift

*sucks ur cock, loses tooth in foreskin* oh hey sorry about that babe can i have that back

bat, butterfly, moth and a firefly. it reads “Wake Up, It’s Night!”

okay I know she’s a global superstar and maybe the most famous person on the planet but it still makes me so happy and warms my heart to see soooo many swifties chatting with each other and I love seeing all the different fits and in this moment I’m feeling so glad there’s this much love for her art

New social media app, can’t wait to be the most annoying mf