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If this wasn't RFK I'd be saying this was AI

13.02.2026 04:33 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The head of the US health care system:

“I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.”

13.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 102    🔁 40    💬 30    📌 12

Y u no cum in stor eat a sub
#eatfrosh

09.02.2026 08:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Donald Trump and Mar-a-Lago appear over 38,000 times in the Epstein files.

More mentions than Epstein himself.

08.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 2848    🔁 1175    💬 84    📌 45
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Not sure about Australians in general, but I've been doing it since 1986.
Much safer. Back in while you know where everything is. Drive out forwards when you leave with best visibility.
Anyone who doesn't back in to park isn't thinking of the children.

07.02.2026 08:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Reminds me of penis fish

07.02.2026 08:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mmmn SHITrus

07.02.2026 07:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With a bunch of pubes poking out on the underwear model

07.02.2026 07:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just took a huge shit and let me tell you I'm feeling great folks

30.09.2025 15:50 — 👍 138    🔁 16    💬 10    📌 4

That's a Goatse effort.

02.02.2026 08:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

30.01.2026 20:30 — 👍 7053    🔁 1484    💬 156    📌 91
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Here, have some bullshit

30.01.2026 09:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Liberal MP complains to ABC managing director about Tony Armstrong’s satire special Melissa McIntosh, who claims Always Was Tonight violated ABC charter, has been dubbed the ‘Liberal party fun police’ by the Greens

Free Speech!!!!

No, not like that!

www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...

30.01.2026 09:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please repost this bullshit

30.01.2026 06:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

STOP REPOSTING SO MUCH BULLSHIT.

30.01.2026 06:28 — 👍 24    🔁 14    💬 7    📌 1

They do? Poorlean sure as fuck doesn't want that. Because Gina doesn't want that.

30.01.2026 06:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kind of hard to stop them here. It's a smorgasbord of chook, deer, rabbit, goat droppings

30.01.2026 06:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Starter Academy is just Starship Troopers

30.01.2026 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

buT my d0G eAtS poo!?!

29.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

27.01.2026 17:30 — 👍 12137    🔁 2164    💬 96    📌 47

I'll bet they are

24.01.2026 07:24 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hey @grok make trumps toupee a brain worm

22.01.2026 08:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Don't Wanna Be The One - Remastered Version

open.spotify.com/track/7msBm9...

21.01.2026 05:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder how many other kids watching him play picked up drumming

20.01.2026 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very sad

20.01.2026 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

End of an era 😢

20.01.2026 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Rob 😭

20.01.2026 10:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is this a go fund me for shirts?

17.01.2026 21:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Grim reaper claw machine meme: “The Dilbert Guy? Fucking Rad!”

Grim reaper claw machine meme: “The Dilbert Guy? Fucking Rad!”

14.01.2026 08:11 — 👍 48    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0

He must have had a fucking long brush

14.01.2026 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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