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cat-like, neurospicy, cross stitching, sometimes gamer. Off grid camping, disaster relief/prep and star trek are special interests. And pie. I like pie. https://ko-fi.com/sloppypecanpie

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a combination urgent care and taco bell

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

04.12.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11806    πŸ” 2346    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 255
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Relatable Corvid

03.12.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4401    πŸ” 1430    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 168

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

04.12.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3920    πŸ” 1697    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 184
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells β€œHey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says β€œShhh”

Panel 2: 
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says β€œYou don’t have to do this”

Panel 3: 
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats β€œYou don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4: 
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells β€œHey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says β€œShhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says β€œYou don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats β€œYou don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

02.12.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11580    πŸ” 3283    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 197

Yeah I can see that!

03.12.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It worked! Thank you. I wanted to check out Manchester Orchestra specifically! (Well familiar with the others hahaha)

03.12.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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sloppypecanpie's Top Songs 2025

You can flip through the top 5 here if you want

open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...

03.12.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The rest are all covers. You've probably heard the originals. Bad Guy is by Billie Eilish. I *think* it's been on the radio? Killing Me Softly is at least a couple of decades old I think. I forget who originally did Espresso I just really like VSQ. They're all orchestral-style covers. Very well done

03.12.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
My top songs according to Spotify.
1. Unholy by Ground Zero Academy Orchestra
2. Take on Me by A-ha
3. Bad Guy by Eklipse
4. Espresso by Vitamin String Quartet
5. Killing Me Softly by Norman Gimbel

My top songs according to Spotify. 1. Unholy by Ground Zero Academy Orchestra 2. Take on Me by A-ha 3. Bad Guy by Eklipse 4. Espresso by Vitamin String Quartet 5. Killing Me Softly by Norman Gimbel

According to Spotify:
My top artists
1. fluff
2. Vitamin String Quartet
3. Brooklyn Duo
4. C418
5. Lindsay Stirling

My top songs
1. Unholy
2. Take on Me
3. Bad Guy
4. Espresso
5. Killing Me Softly…

According to Spotify: My top artists 1. fluff 2. Vitamin String Quartet 3. Brooklyn Duo 4. C418 5. Lindsay Stirling My top songs 1. Unholy 2. Take on Me 3. Bad Guy 4. Espresso 5. Killing Me Softly…

Mine took a turn this year πŸ˜‚ mostly because if I’ve been listening to music, it’s because I’m studying. Found some real gems that I genuinely like, tho. That version of Unholy slaps

03.12.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do. Not. Hire. Shane. Collins. For. Roofing. Work. He does not know what he is doing. He melted our siding, and left a leak that added to damage to our home. This has been a long year dealing with this, I'm glad that it's done. But please do NOT use him, or let anyone you know use him.

03.12.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember my tale of the roofer who scammed us? Well, court had finally ended. We won. Shane Collins of Getter Done Roofing not only scammed us with shoddy work he had no business or knowledge doing, but he also did not show for court. Please beware if you ever come across Shane.

03.12.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

I've tried to tell her this. I think it's a compulsion. She can't have *things* around. Even if they're useful to me. If they aren't useful to her on a DAILY basis, it needs to be thrown out.

It's .. difficult to live with.

03.12.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

R I G H T ??

03.12.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Titanic Sinks Tonight

Titanic Sinks Tonight

🎢In the Ocean, Atlantic Ocean....🎢

03.12.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

My brain still switches to the french lyrics sometimes

03.12.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We had to over here!

03.12.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Embroidered image of Pearl, the Halifax Oyster Fest mascost. She's an anthropromorphized oyster with a large shell, layered in multiple shades & textures of grey. Along some of the shell layers she has large light blue eyes that are lined with black and with short black eyelashes. In the center of the shell are voluptuous red lips. She's sitting in a seductive position with arms and legs the colour of oyster meat next to a silver anchor. She's wearing blue fishnet stockings and black stilleto boots. The image is based on the real concept art for the mascot design, first published in The Coast magazine. 
Lyrics from the song, "She's Called Nova Scotia" by Rita MacNeil are embroidered in dark green cursive next to her. They read, "The fortune in your eyes is more like a dream"

Embroidered image of Pearl, the Halifax Oyster Fest mascost. She's an anthropromorphized oyster with a large shell, layered in multiple shades & textures of grey. Along some of the shell layers she has large light blue eyes that are lined with black and with short black eyelashes. In the center of the shell are voluptuous red lips. She's sitting in a seductive position with arms and legs the colour of oyster meat next to a silver anchor. She's wearing blue fishnet stockings and black stilleto boots. The image is based on the real concept art for the mascot design, first published in The Coast magazine. Lyrics from the song, "She's Called Nova Scotia" by Rita MacNeil are embroidered in dark green cursive next to her. They read, "The fortune in your eyes is more like a dream"

She's Called Nova Scotia.

03.12.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

As soon as I put food in the freezer to have for some time in the future when I don’t want to cook I get β€œwe have to eat that food in the fridge it’s taking up space and if we lose power it’ll be ruined”

I need my own space to run as I see fit. I’m not allowed ANYthing outside of my room. EVEN FOOD

03.12.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

We discussed that because I do have some at home and giving an appetite stimulant with extreme nausea is not a good idea. She also has focal seizures and that can worsen seizure activity.

03.12.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ALSO SWEET PEA IS EATING LIKE NORMAL NOW

03.12.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Just kidding I know enough to fix it PHEW

ANYWAY ASSIGNMENT SUBMITTED

It isn't as pretty as I would like to make it.. but I think it hits the needed marks?

03.12.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know just enough to have made it worse

03.12.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg I finally finished my final assignment and it won’t compile. Access to a folder is being denied and I can’t change the permissions for it to allow access.

03.12.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just need to write two paragraphs on a thing, then two more paragraphs on another thing, compile, submit and this assignment is finished.

But all I want to do is lay down with my heating pad and block out everything else.

02.12.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this CAT. She will be the death of me.

02.12.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm starting to worry that Sweet Pea is off the one single flavour of cat food I could guarantee she would eat. She still won't touch that, but will lick up the gravy from the friskies. I'd just keep feeding her the gravy stuff, but she's ONLY licking up the gravy. She licks around the meat itself.

02.12.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. It was a nope.

She would kind of eat the topsy turvy from the Weruva pate line, but then started turning her nose up at it again.

02.12.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She hates that brand, I tried it

02.12.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well done everyone

02.12.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’m fully on board with whatever she’ll eat at this point, the vet is too. The problem becomes she’s SO fussy. I’ve already tried most food on the market. She’s always been keen for gravy foods, but *only* ate the gravy πŸ˜‚ which I’ll take! But she needs something solid too

02.12.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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