alex stan

oh yall......... the mexicans know what's upppp this chili con carne and lime cilantro rice is SOOOO GOOOOOOODDD (the price is crazy tho but it's a good dish holy shit)

sabrina carpenter the chokehold u have on my morning

damn i really just wasted the morning away and now it's 4pm..... 😭😭😭😭😭😭✋

i only accept dirt and dust :(((((((( that is a beautiful human :<<<<<<<<

and always,,, alex and henry you are my only hope in romantics i would not have been brave enough to pursue women (we do not remember ex crush) if it weren't for you two

if i stay up enough i might be able to finish this/ do a loooot of progress,,,,, well,, tea i think will keep me up

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:(

but nora is so real data really is interesting like wow the tea wow I didn't know it was like that wow this is crazy

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im so sorry queen nora i am barely the data wizard that you are (i am bumbling around like an idiot in these data shtuff but at least i am bumbling around)

pet me o master

and i am ur roomba 😃💗💗💗💗

not my pookie @wifehenryfox.bsky.social tho

why is there random people liking my tweets already lawwwwd we have bsky bots

this app kinda better than twitter except there is no tea to be found.... maybe i can be reformed