Son: I was live streaming the announcement of the new pope when I heard an eagle screaming.
Me: What?
Son: well the pope is American.
Me: ***facepalms***

Is Kilmar Abrego Garcia alive? Because the amount of resistance to addressing his being trafficked gives the distinct impression that either he is dead or what they have done to him is so unspeakable that they cannot afford for him to be freed, seen, or spoken with.

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Antarctica Tariffs Announced

It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...

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Did we ever think there would be a meme for this?

So, our allies hate us and are telling their citizens not to visit America because they don't want them, you know, deported or sent to detention centers. This in turn will hurt our economy and threaten US tourists and sites abroad.

Are you great again?

Governor Walz has it right. I miss hearing his plain, common sense talk.

RIP Gene Hackman…

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

We need Pete Buttigieg as a clear messenger, more than ever.

You can’t spell FELON without ELON.

If it feels like Donald Trump and Elon Musk are trying to destroy our country from within, that’s because it is exactly what they are fucking doing.

These are the clowns Congress refuses to stop.

Billionaire Elon Musk has stated that work is underway to shut down the U.S. foreign aid agency, USAID. Officials have been instructed not to report to work and have been locked out of the building.

We don’t need a felon’s permission to celebrate.

“What’s the site? The water? You want me to go swimming??”

This was Trump’s response when asked if he had visited the site of the deadly DC plane crash.

The very same ghoulish sociopath who said “it is what it is” when he was asked about 1,000 Americans dying a day from Covid.

Take note, ladies. Apparently men know what’s best for you.

In 1659, the the Puritans in Massachusetts enacted a law that declared that Christmas was sacrilege and exchanging of gifts, greetings, and wearing fine clothing on that day was Satanic. Anyone caught celebrating was fined 5 shillings. (About 5 days wages.)

The "War on Christmas" was an inside job.

You can't just say "Goddammit!" and expect Me to damn it. There's a procedure. File the paperwork.

Alexa Lotl is taking her girly bike out, two bullies come to mock her. She shows her helmet which goes well with the bike, stunning the bullies.

Alexa Lotl and the bullies

Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣

What are you going to do to celebrate? I got a tattoo when mine went through.

Meet the U.S. Army Leader Who Is Also A MMA Fighter Captain Allene Somera packs a punch—in the air assault classroom and the octagon.

“Meet the U.S. Army Leader Who Is Also A MMA Fighter
Captain Allene Somera packs a punch—in the air assault classroom and the octagon.” www.womenshealthmag.com/videos/a6160...

Vince Guaraldi's masterpiece, Little Birdy

Indeed

Tweet that says if your concern with trans women is that men might claim to self-ID as trans to gain access to women’s spaces and assault them, then your problem is actually with predatory men and not trans women.

All of this.

I’m one of them today!!