ally san

i didn't know liza minnelli was a neo baby but also the first thing i saw her in was arrested development

i'm too autistic for this i can't tell if brennan is really leaving dropout

that was kinda hot ngl

if i was robert eggers id be kicking my feet and giggling every time i get to cast and work with willem dafoe

finally watching nosferatu (2024) bc my brain wouldn't let me until i finished reading bram stoker's dracula 😭

noel comes on every 8 business days and likes everything i've posted within a single minute

i did forgo rice and sauce bc i wanted to win

self serve kimchi at the kbbq last night.... i ate a whole cabbage's worth 🧍‍♂️

found my mom's y2k stash of fabric and patterns i'm about to be so annoying

shitting and reading are my favorite hobbies

pride over fuck scooter braun month begins

just saw spoilers for moby dick 😔

accidentally sent my sister a sope thirst edit bc the first half was cute clips 🧍‍♂️

pedro pascal in a ari aster movie.... i shall tune in

lmao no hate

tuxedo sam and usahana my goats in the top 20 <3 and hangyodon and my sweet piano...

day 3 no minecraft no starkid musicals just being present with my extended family... can't wait to get home to my laptop <3

poopin it up tipsy style in vegas

i can borrow up to 25 titles at once across two cards.... this power in unprecedented... previously unfathomable...

I NOW HAVE TWO LIBRARY CARDS IN DIFFERENT CITIES MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

started eating greek yogurt so i can eat chocolate on top and i can't stop shitting

poopin it up

at the part in the bible where paul gets trans 😎 "none of the words in this fic is in the bible" uh yeah right paul was mpreggin it up in the early church

rocking back and forth biting my nails murmuring it's okay everything's okay i'll be able to shower in a few hours it's okay it's okay

happy pride to my two lesbian friends on here as well as the entire app since i can't go private

altering clothes i haven't worn in years i feel so swagalicious

hi ! i like to read and sew and scrapbook- LIES i spend HOURS playing MINECRAFT and i've NEVER defeated the END DRAGON!!!

just ate a bomb ass muffin

had 3/4 of a can of passion fruit mango beer yesterday and today i wanted to die

alcohol is made of the chaotic waters that covered the earth before god divided the sky from the sea. it is devoid of god's touch