Effses

It's why you're yellow

Here have $10,000 and a cup of tea

POOR MEOWMEOW

Real AND correct

Whoa it's you!

I think the book is working!

Getting more DMs of this scam so i'm tapping the sign again

This is the real reason you have insomnia

BIG fish

Reminds of me of that "we tried turning on the nazi filter but it kept banning republican accounts, so we had to turn it off" thing

I cannot fathom not wanting to just ban the worst most hateful people that literally no one likes - there's not even that many of them! It's doing the bare minimum and your userbase will LEAP at the chance to give you money forever for it

I also had sausage today...fox connection

Neil "the grass" Tyson

A complicated relationship with garden centres

Cashing in that serotonin feedback early and crushing any chance of continuing the project in earnest

Twice

Really scary I peed myself a little sorry

Every post is actually a reading comprehension captcha

Octoeber

Flamingo ass

It's actually incredible how much of a successful scam it was

I go to bed early, wake up early, feel rested and thus don't feel tired until much much later, fucking up my sleep schedule immediately

Haha maybe ;3

Your beautiful mind

This is how a dog looks at you lifting up the piece of steak to your mouth

Glad you still dig it!

:O!!!

Now only something you ever have to do in your dreams!

Trimming the tracking fluff off of urls, timestamping videos, tabbing away when they're trying to find a sticker so they can search unpressured, curating offline links/images - silent gifts of affection

14 DEGREES??? That's just a big unchilled box at that point c'mon