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If you’re born again, do you get another belly button? Reality-based. Critical. Sarcastic. More decent than not.

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Latest posts by jmac1313.bsky.social on Bluesky

I hope he returns in full and not muzzled.

22.09.2025 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re next. He said so.

22.09.2025 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MAGA thinks dorm photo = college = woke = anti-MAGA = must be destroyed.

12.09.2025 23:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But it’s a blonde female so maga will just wear “I’d rather cheat on my wife than be a liberal” shirts.

12.09.2025 23:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Karma for always lying about his golf strokes?

12.09.2025 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When?

12.09.2025 21:59 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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A fact.

12.09.2025 21:45 — 👍 9369    🔁 2633    💬 331    📌 152
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This👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

12.09.2025 21:47 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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I have thoughts. I’ll leave the prayers to my friend here:

12.09.2025 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t expect humanity from a toxic, broken man-child. He rejects decency at every opportunity. He will NEVER behave like an adult human being.

12.09.2025 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DOGE cuts are deep.

11.09.2025 23:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Resting Traitor Face. Did he have another stroke?

11.09.2025 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just taken. Fuck you, Dotard Donnie and all your fascist friends.

11.09.2025 20:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When it lands, keep it like Putin did. Maybe even offer it to trump. He’s already taken one jet as a bribe. You never know what he’d do for a second one.

11.09.2025 19:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“We need to erect something that can concentrate all of the public graffiti and urine into one small area to keep the rest of the city sparkling clean.”

11.09.2025 17:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it time to “cry harder” yet? I’m very busy and need to schedule a time to care about toxic traitors dying.

10.09.2025 23:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Seems a lot odd and totally unsurprising coming from the “keep the government away from my food stamps” crowd. They can’t connect two thoughts. Too painful.

10.09.2025 23:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s okay. We still have plenty of recordings of him saying gun deaths were an acceptable side effect of the 2nd Amendment.

10.09.2025 23:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good to see you’ve found a home at The Onion. Hehehe

10.09.2025 20:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And Elon is the party of ketamine. Fuck him.

10.09.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t have prayers, but I do have thoughts. Many, many thoughts.

10.09.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s not done extorting the others on the list. Selling redactions takes time.

09.09.2025 23:22 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who’s to blame for a professional adult using “then” instead of “than”? It just perpetuates the dumb.

09.09.2025 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just don’t expect an honest answer.

09.09.2025 23:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hold my fascist.

09.09.2025 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s like saying “How can I use my cell phone if it’s not constantly plugged in?” Because it has a battery that only needs to be charged INTERMITTENTLY. Idiot.

09.09.2025 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just pay separate handling.

08.09.2025 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He’s so full of shit. Urrbody knows the cure for ADD is cocaine. (Adderall is synthetic coke.)

05.09.2025 23:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great for washing one’s delicates.

05.09.2025 23:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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