Pete N

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Watched the new Superman movie.

I can only assume those giving it rave reviews simply never had the joy of being 6 years old and watching Christopher Reeve in the cinema.

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Pigs. They will go through bone like butter.

Doing some expenses catching-up on the train.
Who reckons I will have absolutely no problem explaining to my accountant that this is merely short for “Bern Wankdorf Stadium”?

It’s England time. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

#WEURO2025 #Zurich

🚨New stadium klaxon🚨

And this one’s a proper bucketlist one!

Let’s have us a Premiership Rugby Final, shall we?

Bath Rugby v Leicester Tigers - I don’t think there’ll be much in this. Could be a classic!

I’m aware this could give my carefully-cultivated man-of-the-people image a bit of a knock, but today I’m announcing at the Polo.
I’m still a man of the people. It’s just my people are better than yours.

If it helps, tomorrow I’m doing Featherstone Rovers v York.
Balance.

Why is nobody calling the Sistine chimney the “Pope Pipe”?

Me, who has distractedly watched "Conclave":

"Ah, the black smoke you see isn't actually the ballots being burned - it's just a smoke canister. It means the Cardinals have been unable to reach the required 2/3rds majority and so the last remaining candidates are now off to Judges' Houses..."

Crikey that's niche

(but Clemens, no?)

"Ne'er The Twain" would also be a good Shania tribute name.

I’m eternally disappointed that there isn’t a Shania Twain tribute act called “Shania Wail Weplacement Service”

Newcastle looking spectacular - as always - ahead of #MagicWeekend

Newcastle looking spectacular - as always - ahead of #MagicWeekend

THIS WEEKEND!

Bedford Tigers RLFC play their first home game of the season - except it’s not at home. They’re playing at Bedford Blues’ Goldington Road.

Kids for a quid. Adults for a fiver. And a possible record Southern Conference League crowd. Come on!

Support non-heartland RL!

Think my first day as “guy who plays the Champions League Anthem as the teams come out onto the field” went preeeeety well.

The stadium nause in me loves being able to tick off a new venue to work in.
It’s a big old night here.

“There's such divinity doth hedge a King,
That treason can but peep to what it would.”

- King Bert, Master of all He surveys, after this morning’s Parkrun.

Nobody likes a running Tweet (Sky? Bluey??), but allow me this:
I just shaved 30 seconds off my Parkrun personal best.
I’m fitter, faster and (probably) younger than I’ve ever been.
I’m confounding the experts.
I’m basically a medical marvel.

England v Australia: Rugby league Ashes series returns in 2025 World champions Australia will return to England this autumn for the first Ashes tour since 2003, with all matches shown live on the BBC.

International Rugby League is peak Rugby League.

And an Ashes Series is peak International Rugby League.

Bring it on!
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏉🇦🇺

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Lego have just released a 1-metre long T-Rex skeleton and I feel an urgent need to give Lego £220.
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I firmly believe that most England fans didn't appreciate what we had.
I also believe that, regrettably, many didn't care.

One thing nobody tells you about owning a dog:
There will be a morning where, tired and bleary-eyed, your hand isn’t fully ensconced (yes, ensconced) in the poo bag.
And it will be THE worst thing that ever happens to your thumb.

Eggs are going up?

That’ll surprise a few chickens.

(Bob Mortimer)

I love that I get to be involved in most big Rugby League events, but while the great and the good of the sport descend on Las Vegas this weekend, I'm completely happy to be at home. Totally fine with it. I'm cool. I'm grand. God, stop going on about it. Totally OK. I'm.. fine.

Yesterday, with time to kill, I visited the gorgeous Ilkley Cinema to watch the Bob Dylan biopic.
Tiny room, comfy sofas, and they’ll bring you your pot of (Yorkshire) tea and chocolate brownie to your seat.
If cinema-going was more like this, I’d be there every week.

A very happy “SuperLeague Is Back” Day to all who celebrate.

A picture of the cutest of all cute pups: a teeny-tiny little cocker spaniel, 9 weeks old, light brown and white fur, on his hind legs, looking up at the camera.

A picture of the cutest of all cute pups: a teeny-tiny little cocker spaniel, 9 weeks old, light brown and white fur, sat on my lap, looking at the camera.

Apologies to all other pups, but the title of "Goodest Boy" has been sewn up for the next few years by this adorable little shit machine.

Well done our kid. Mrs N did her 💯 today too.

Especially impressive given the weather.