Still in bed. Good start
You can’t handle the truth
There there. *strokes your forehead*
Hey look what’s happening next week
I just shampooed my pouffe
Yeah, I guess. It’s marginal effort
Finished for the week. I need a way to celebrate that doesn’t involve spending money or making any effort
It’s an illness? Ok this is worrying. I should seek help
I once accused him of being Sally Traffic so this fits
Was he ginger?
BLOWY OUT
Is that the “have a cup of tea” one
Right, time to dick down a twink
No I think this was a dream you had
Alexa didn’t turn my electric blanket on for the planned and budgeted 30 minutes. Furious.
Same, but the Bristol Clifton one that was full of gays
What if the ducks are diabetic
Not a bad selection. Maybe add some kale
I’m sure Tomasz Schafernaker used to be ginger
Imagine if he came to a sticky end during an asphyxi-wank while watching Fox News
Thursdays are my Fridays so I’m quite the trailblazer
Come over. I can help
I pressed a virtual button I think
Yes that was me in my EV nipping through Exeter city centre with the windows down and Elkie Brooks on the stereo. I’m so cool 😎
She wasn’t too loud. Respectful like. Also are they still called stereos?
Just vibe-coded a complete fucking disaster 🥳
What do you want? My treat
I’ve got the corner desk and I just opened a window about 3mm.
I can hear murmurs from colleagues and they’re building
You were drunk at the time
