matthew beecher

Surf and TERF

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Finally

Jean Pork is calling me honh honh honh 🚬

🎼 Do you ever feel, like a redwood tree 🎵

Mussels or Brussels?

I’m double vacced and today jumped over a car #💉

ACAT
All cops are ticklish

How did I miss Boone town

I’m hiccuping, call an ambulance

“Have you ever been to the naval academy-”

“No but I have been to Belly Button School!”

I get my Covid vaccines from the Tik tok shop

“mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop” *where mr owl spits up an owl pellet in response

sir, a second lou malnatis has hit the vatican

Oklahoma? No, okla-homo? No, it’s Oklanohomo-

No notes

AITA for sitting on my best friend’s documents?!

(watching hundreds of beavers)“imagine if this was also like oppenheimer”

It really is the best livestream they’ve ever done

Blue sky white dragon

❄️

Cozy cottage vibes in time for second snowstorm

Pro tip: be lazy and leave your pocket square on your entryway junk table where your “clean linen” smell stick diffuser is, for like a month, finally wear it and go “oo la la”

This is a universal tip yes

I fear I ate

Tbh still getting acclimated to rednote but currently it’s a cozy corner of the internet that doesn’t make me crazy

And it’s at the top of their agenda

Hell yeah

If we’ve learned nothing from this it’s don’t let anyone tell you what social media you should/shouldn’t use. Do you!

OKAY HONESTLY STILL NO REGRETS OVER DUMPING META & X

Welp!

Me after my village is plundered