Sam Schilling

It's crazy that IMPD had an escort for those Nazis.
I wonder what kind of snacks and drinks the support car had for them.

Look at the video, they had a police escort

It was different when they were rooting for President Biden to fail, because reasons

gat damn

What's the best rifle for riding a bike?
I think a ruger mini-14 but feel free to nitpick.

It says so much about the way their brains work that they don't think of road violence as a public safety issue.

"a precious gift"
good gods the people who obsess over wawa and buccees are demented.

Once again, this minor adjustment could be done tonight.

Just wait for the Surly Six(Seven)

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These people never complain about the light pollution that comes from street lights, drive thrus, and just cars themselves.

that's okay, ATT labelled me as a high priority facility that could potentially affect thousands of users so it's fine

They'll come repair it then

Hey @corporate.comcast.com why do you keep auto-replying no conflict to my dig tickets when I know 100% there is a Comcast line where I plan on digging?

children who only listen to music at baseball games be like

That's too many percents

You can hear the overhead music from a nursing home's entryway in my mother in law's backyard over a hundred feet away

If you don't paint the edges of those floating bus stops yellow people are gonna drive up them accidentally. @williamhazen.bsky.social
I mean, it's going to happen anyway, obviously, but less of a chance drivers will have an excuse?

There is nothing quite like the delicate nuance of a zebra cake

They were out of cheesy hot honey fries when I went 😭
The dirty dancing eggrolls were great though.

I thought about just never posting again, that could be a good bit.

Yeah yeah, old news. @howardtayler.bsky.social already predicted this

The X-Files Candlejack episode would have gone so ha

Ahahaha I was saying this exact same thing yesterday.

Hope this door doesn't fly off mid flight lmao

Hey @wigu.org I'm trying to find a comic where you said something like "never hope that a plan crashes because what if it does" but oh no robot isn't showing anything like that, am I imagining that?
Anyway, apropos of nothing:

Put me in a situation

thick-coins.net

Imagine, if you will, a fish that gets motion sickness

Water is to juice as mayo is to aioli