hot take: I don't think the White House should be a meme account
Boomers love to say, "I'm so glad I grew up in the 50's when kids could play outside safely on their own"
Like it wasn't them that actively made the world worse for kids today.
when I'm a bike rack designer and I've never heard of pedals
I can't wait until he accidentally calls it the Straight of Hormel
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7/10 tacos ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ experience
As we dug into the later taco spots, the group was slowing down and we were loosing folks.
We called an audible and rerouted to the last spot but the taco truck was missing!
Our group peaked at 20 people. Super full of life! (& tacos!)
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I truly believe that party rides are the dance
I don't need chatgpt I have actual humans in my life who will lie to me and blow smoke up my ass. Also they drink SO much water
This is how I feel on the first morning of "Daylight Savings", too
I bet this moves the needle 😤
"Proposed bike lane cancelled after failing to get approval from every living and deceased resident within 25 km."
Gwyneth Paltrow is going to sue you for advertising a goop alternative
You can put it in my video
okay creepo
there is greenup everywhere, for those with eyes to see
So he wanted to make sure we definitely were?
Cities: "We're going to say we want zero traffic deaths, but we want achieve that without actually changing the way we do anything."
DUDE. SICK. I WANT ONE B-B-B-BAD.
Guys at the gun counter at Rural King talm bout "we took Vezenala(sp) to it's knees, we took Cuba to it's knees. Iran doesn't stand a chance"
I drove past a church sign that said "Check out BingePass on hoopla!"
wow who could have predicted something like this at this location
me and my friends would've hit that with hammers I can tell you that much
This guy's never coming back
Sandhill cranes overhead always make me feel like I'm living in prehistoric times
Their operations are opaque to regulators. Just this month it was regulators learned that Waymo’s “autonomous” cars are being driven by people in the Philippines. When pressed at a senate hearing, Waymo could not or would not disclose how often that happens.
Come to Wayne and help me make the exurbs TOD
Nobody deserves respect, it must be earned.
Building in time for non-sequitur rambling is crazy work.
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George discovers gorpcore
