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Needle the Bard (He/They)

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40 Gay, Married, Cross Stitcher, Demigod, NSFW DM on Instagram @ needle_the_bard

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100% agree

01.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahhhhhhhh! So glad to see you again! 🔥🔥🔥

28.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wish I was!!!

20.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I would be perfectly okay with that…

20.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Throwback Thursday to 5 years ago…shirt says “Chubby Unicorns Need Love Too” with a rhinoceros 🦏 on it, former coworker made it for me

19.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 46    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Started watching a couple new anime…I really enjoy both of them! Kaiju No. 8 and Sakamoto Days have both had me laughing out loud!

18.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Today at work we were discussing cartoon crushes growing up and this was one of my sexual awakenings!

17.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0
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Wish I had any kind of drive or motivation to take sexy pics again. Between bipolar depression, body dysmorphia, and little to no sex drive…it makes it tough. So here’s an old one I like a lot…

17.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 114    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

😜🫦

14.02.2026 02:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rogue One is the best movie in the franchise

14.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Finally have all 18 Scatterbug! Plus a 100IV and a shiny ✨! Now to collect TONS of candy…

02.02.2026 13:21 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Solo Leveling….😂😂😂

28.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

🎶this is what dreeeeeams are made of!🎶

28.01.2026 15:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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2 shinies in one day! And both purple!

28.01.2026 02:37 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A blast from Tummy’s past for tummy Tuesday!

27.01.2026 19:35 — 👍 81    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Love this one! And you have such a cute butt

21.01.2026 13:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve felt that thickness and it was superb!

16.01.2026 18:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Perfection

16.01.2026 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On top of me and in my mouth

16.01.2026 18:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s been 40 years now but I’m starting to finally realize that the people I’m always there for aren’t really there for me in the end. No one truly, in their deepest of hearts, cares for me or what I do. I am alone. (Just need a space to get the thoughts out)

15.01.2026 17:14 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Every time I see your pics I think to myself, “I wanna cuddle him soooooo hard” ☺️🔥😜

14.01.2026 14:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You guuuuuuuuuys!!!! I think I found the one I want to evolve! 😂😂

14.01.2026 02:16 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Pics or it didn’t happen 😜😂

13.01.2026 15:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🔥🔥🔥

13.01.2026 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2016 to 2026

08.01.2026 19:34 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Is wet Wednesday still a thing?

07.01.2026 17:18 — 👍 63    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

My fat ass just ate an entire pound of bacon on two sandwiches…I told my husband if I die at least know I was happy

07.01.2026 04:32 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My back and legs hurt so bad today I’m walking like Discord Addams…IYKYK 😂

06.01.2026 17:45 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hues and Cues, Tsuro, Munchkin

06.01.2026 13:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Monochrome Monday

05.01.2026 12:49 — 👍 71    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0