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NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

27.11.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17190    ๐Ÿ” 3326    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 160    ๐Ÿ“Œ 186
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21 years ago today, Godzilla: Save the Earth was originally released on the PlayStation 2 in NA. It was developed by Pipeworks Software and published by Atari, Inc.

03.11.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria iโ€™ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane

12.09.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11588    ๐Ÿ” 2779    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 262    ๐Ÿ“Œ 171
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Hooters Remembers 9/11

11.09.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 160    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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You're JOKING this was approved. The move of large corporations, particularly Nintendo, patenting obvious gameplay ideas that just happen to be executed via software is one of the greatest threats to game development and creativity. How is the USPTO approving these. (Claim breakdown below)

10.09.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 473    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
jezebel

we paid some etsy witches to curse charie kirk

jezebel we paid some etsy witches to curse charie kirk

LAWYER UP

NOW

10.09.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 439    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
burning in hell
but i was BASED

burning in hell but i was BASED

10.09.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 422    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's dead.

09.09.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 188    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

YouTubers in five years:

Please remember to subscribe!

And leave a comment! And a Like.

โ€ฆand click that little bell!

โ€ฆalso turn off Restricted Mode.

Keep your account in the Awareness state.

Prostrate yourself before the throne of Kraal.

Opt-out of Bio-Sync features.

Flay the Skinwitches.

08.09.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2334    ๐Ÿ” 490    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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omggg guys its that building from expedition 33

08.09.2025 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 294    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Deus Ex's influence on Elon Musk 'may be its longest, worst legacy,' says its writer
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By Fraser Brown Contributions from Jeremy Peel published 13 hours ago
The world's wealthiest man just doesn't get it

Deus Ex's influence on Elon Musk 'may be its longest, worst legacy,' says its writer News By Fraser Brown Contributions from Jeremy Peel published 13 hours ago The world's wealthiest man just doesn't get it

Do you think Elon is sad about this?

06.09.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1110    ๐Ÿ” 179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
lol

lol

Posting this for no reason.

02.09.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 196    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

hi fellow christ-lovers, its me mangalawyer coming at you with a 39 post thread where ive conducted exhaustive analysis on the breast size of a video game character vis a vis the one in the original title 20 years ago. for christ

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I promise to all of you if I get into a fight I will die in the ring

05.08.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 449    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Illustration of a millefleurs-style tapestry of two barn owls circling a curled up rabbit. The animals are surrounded by various other plants and animals that juxtapose symbols of life and death, making it unclear if the rabbit lives or dies.

Illustration of a millefleurs-style tapestry of two barn owls circling a curled up rabbit. The animals are surrounded by various other plants and animals that juxtapose symbols of life and death, making it unclear if the rabbit lives or dies.

death closing in

[ #art ]

31.07.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3388    ๐Ÿ” 1147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I bet elephants are mostly happy. Being an elephant has got to be a pretty solid experience

01.08.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 515    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

my favorite part about bluesky is that it has all the people in the world that still donโ€™t know what the onion is

09.07.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7634    ๐Ÿ” 756    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 180    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

like its not a good movie, but it is one of the best movies ever made

05.07.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 526    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I watched Queen of the Damned.

If I had watched that movie as a bisexual goth teenager I would have imploded.

05.07.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 914    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Youโ€™ve all heard slot machines referred to as one-armed bandits, but River Side has its own two-armed bandit. Itโ€™s Gary from accounting, and the police are asking for your help.

16.06.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 293    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"c*s" people love to "breed". they are breeders. this is a heterofetishistic lifestyle. explain to me again why we are letting these breeders around children when they groom them into this fetish?

16.06.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4288    ๐Ÿ” 426    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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02.06.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 806    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
@dostmy.bsky.social: Hear me out I'd wear it.

Responding to an Onion article titled: "Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying Theyโ€™d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriendโ€™s Birthday"

@dostmy.bsky.social: Hear me out I'd wear it. Responding to an Onion article titled: "Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying Theyโ€™d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriendโ€™s Birthday"

Please hold.

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