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Papa John’s over here getting us to dip pizza into delicious butter

@king5news.com.web.brid.gy an ICE commercial? Seriously?

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See THIS is why I have trouble believing there’s a higher being that loves everyone. One of my best friends is dying and my cousin passed away in a freak accident yesterday. THIS ISN’T LOVE

Hey @seattlepolicedept.bsky.social congrats on finding Macklemore’s stolen property. Sounds like I need to be famous for my stolen items to be taken seriously.

Why did no one tell me that wearing Doc boots would make me feel like a badass bitch

And then arrives the day you stop trusting anyone at your job.

Watching My Neighbor Totoro is so good for the soul 🥹

The Bob’s Burgers’ adaptation of Totoro making oak trees grow is incredible 😂

Peacock showing pro-MAGA commercials? One less streaming app I’ll be indulging in 🤷

Just ate the last of my Tagalongs.

It’s not “goodbye”, it’s just “see you later”

Michael hitting Meredith with his car will never not be funny to me

Yo @dairyqueens.bsky.social do you still get a free blizzard if the associate doesn’t flip yours over before giving it to you? Cause uh… 👀

Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies.

Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.

I need to figure out a space to store those giant boxes of cereal in my apartment…or eat less cereal…

I miss twitter solely for calling out companies for shitty things.

Damn, Einstein’s. You call this a quality sesame seed bagel??

Noah Wyle has aged like a fine wine

The condiment bottle gasping for breath after you’ve squeezed way too much out of it sounds just like a sick germy child and I hate it

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Oh my god Taco Delight nachos 🤤

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Mr. Milchick is like one of those terrible 80’s HR video actors and it’s fucking amazing - give him all of the awards

WHY ARE WE DISMANTLING THE DEPT OF EDUCATION

BACK TO YOU OLLIE

The Girl Scouts are so fucking smart. Not only are they delicious, but because they’re only sold once a year EVERYONE stocks up😂

Anyone know if Arby’s is still good?

letting my ass gulp some water out of the bidet >>>>

Tr*mp: I’m going to slash grocery prices!
Also Tr*mp: *raises import tariffs from major countries*

Fucking moron.

Good sourdough bread is truly the gods’ gift to humankind

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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