COBRA8

His track record speaks for itself. While we continue to resist, we should take comfort in that he is deeply incompetent, not very bright & his policies are hurting even his most devoted supporters. Let's not get in the way of his inevitable self-destruction.

I’m saddened to see so many people fly right past the humor in all of this.

More of this!

The most fascinating part is how we’ve arrived at a place where the distinction between reality and satire is gone. Which bucket does this fall in?

Truly outrageous! 💕

I regularly watch NFL games yet my mind immediately went to the band until I hit the word TEAM. 🤣

💯

Genuinely curious, why were they recording the landing?

Agreed. I will NEVER get over it!

This!!!!!! Exactly what I’ve been trying to explain to people but didn’t have as good of wording. Thank you!!

@bsky.app know that I love you and you’re my new Cheers Bar. So I ask this with love. Are posts still called skeets? ::shivers:: or do they have a new name? One that’s less cringey and moist. 🤞

Image of hand holding a can of NEW Orange Cream Coke Zero Sugar

Been keeping an eye out for Orange-Vanilla Coke Zero at every turn even though I knew it was foolishly pulled from shelves and Freestyle machines. Found this today and “that’ll do, Pig. That’ll do.”
#cokeorangevanilla #cokeorangecream #cokezeroorangevanilla
#cokezeroorangecream
#limiteduntilQ12026

drawing of angel Castiel in his true form (lion, zebra and blank face heads, big black wings, three abnormally long arms with three sharp fingers, body covered in glitched eyes) and Dean Winchester in brown coat, holding hands. text says: “celestial being” and “his husband”

i saw this meme and my mind went “destiel” so here they are

#spn #destiel

I remember this! My favorite storyline from back in the day was Possessed Marlena. Those demon 👀. 🤣

At a fast scrolling glance, I thought this was the scene at the end of @squidgames.bsky.social S1. 🤣

That’s on his social media calendar for Day 23.

Them: “Everyone is on Bluesky”

Me: “I don’t see Matt Thiessen or Dan Bakitus!”

Someone needs to get #mattthiessen #matthoopes and #RelientK over here.

#hoopesididitagain #iykyk #iykyc
if you know, you’re cool 😎

Impressive!

Wish I could get in a fast car and keep on driving.

That’s amazing! One of my cats sounds like she gets a running start, jumps/bashes into the door, and slides down. Usually tries a few times and gives up. I need to install a camera now to see.

Gonna keep focusing on my fav part ⬇️

…she left me🌹 by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares”…

TIL, “All the Small Things” by Blink182 ends with “my little windmill”…not “little will nil” and I’m going to pretend like I didn’t spend the last 26 years nonsensically singing it this way.

This made me snort laugh!

That’s a really cool idea!

This exactly! We need an organizer to create a plan and effectively make this happen. Do you think it must remain underground for any chance of hope (as in not publicly announcing the date everyone bands together?) or does that not matter and we just need to get the word out?

This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. We need all-in collective action if there’s any chance of survival. Who has experience organizing while hiding in plain sight?

Absolutely this! The train left the station. We don’t have Superman or John McClane to stop it. Mommy and Daddy can’t make this go away. This is different than anything we’ve experienced in the past. It’s served on a silver platter. Open your eyes, everyone!