Jules

happy birthday, friend!!! 💚💚💚

it provokes the same feeling in me as the way that exercise and cutting back on alcohol actually do make me feel better. no!!! it's supposed to be a scam!!!!!! so many things are scams these days, why can't this be one too?

I regret to inform you that unloading the dishwasher really does only take a couple minutes and just getting it done in the morning is very helpful

love that for you

ughhhhhh where did all my wastebasket-sized bags go??? this is so annoying

hell yeah, love you pals

oh I HATE that. it always, like, tricks me into thinking I’m a lot more tired than I am, too? it’s so annoying.

huh, we actually got more than I would’ve guessed the last few years. it felt like even less than that.

thoughts n prayers

GOD FORBID

💚

anyway ask me about my DSC self-insert, a nonbinary* ex-Vedek who wears leather jackets and reads poetry and bangs Rayner

* I appreciate DSC’s efforts but whyyyy must all the nb characters be awkward androgynous young people, where are the sexy self-assured middle-aged nbs who lean masc or femme

I also kind of love that Discovery appears to be, like, the new template for Starfleet ships? that’s so good!!!!

also I still make the goat cheese variation on the butternut squash soup we made years ago and you know what takes it from good to great? some bacon AND OLD BAY

ohhhhhhhhh that sounds incredible!!!!!

haha very fair tbh! sorry, I was not trying to make a thing of it, just surprised

also am I seeing Jem’Hadar?????? in Starfleet uniforms?????????? PLEASE THAT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE???????????????

mmmmmm salt

as a middle-aged blonde with an annoying voice I will now defend Captain Ake with my life

uhhhhhh is that woman a jem’hadar?????

it’s perriello all over again I guess

right like???? I mean, I’m annoying, no doubt, but let’s be real, I’ve been SO much more annoying than that

[rereads that last sentence, laughs awkwardly] ha ha uh-oh

first they replied! then they blocked me before I could reply back. alas, I guess

did not expect celery salt to be the cause of someone I’ve known for more than a decade years blocking me but sure

Chicago-style hot dog - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago...

Celery salt - Wikipedia

again en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celery_...

Celery salt - Wikipedia

an extremely common seasoning? at least it’s been in pretty much every kitchen I’ve ever lived in en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celery_...

[sitting cross-legged, my eyes suddenly snap open and start glowing as I begin to levitate several feet off the ground] Chicago-style hot dogs but use Old Bay instead of celery salt

was about to post this and then realized it sounded familiar so I should check whether I’d posted it already and when you’re right you’re right!!!!