Spooky 🍄👻

I’m somehow on gay bluesky and my feed has a bunch of gay men thirst traps. Don’t know how I got here but yall are beautiful

my future depends on MEE????

It’s really so wild to look back and realize how absolutely crazy I was when I just needed a little in patient and therapy lmao

Watching sex and the city for the first time and Carrie is truly the worst. What is wrong with this woman

The one in Arizona is still open 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Is this in Arizona? My grandma would talk about a pizza organ place all the time

It’s kind of crazy that I’ve managed to legally change my name faster than getting my wedding photos or videos back 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Me: I could definitely give birth naturally
Also me: crying because I have a kink in my neck

Me except I’m too scared to put myself out there and make new friends

Omg he’s about to do the same exact thing musk did 🙃🙃🙃

Heard a song from the 80s reference a "long distance call" and it occurred to me that this is a concept that no longer holds any emotional currency whatsoever

Everyone who pays alot of attention to politics right now is losing their mind because it’s really difficult to understand how the majority of people are just like “yep living my life, oh a program to hire more women? Idk sounds good to me, I voted Trump to lower inflation hopefully he’s doing that”

You most likely need to take out the rubber seal on the door and clean it. Then run a few cleaning cycles on the washing machine with nothing in it. Then you gotta leave the door open when it’s not in use. Front loaders are a ton of extra work unfortunately

Elon Musk is like the chosen one of South African apartheid he's like if South African apartheid desperately sought a human form in its weakened state in an attempt to regather its former strength

gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are

This is what I think of as a specific kind of ignorance that heavily affects young white guys who work in tech. It says “i don’t know about this, so I assume no one else does either.” It’s new to them, so it must be new to everybody!

Wow I’m surprised it went up by so much. Has the assets rule changed at all? I know that was also a huge barrier for the people I worked with.

People on SSI receive around $750/month (this may have gone up since I last worked in the sector) to live off of and cannot have more than $2k in assets and savings. The wrath has always been there 🙃

Finally something not evil and funny happened

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

Shorts went crazy today

January has felt so long because there hasn’t been a not evil funny thing that happened 😭

“this is a distraction” i think it’s time to consider that the right is just THAT comically evil

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

I also want to note that I don’t engage with the content - I just keep fucking seeing it

Society hates birthing people soooo much. The idea of “bouncing back” after birth outside of the context of enjoying a nice walk outside makes me want to kms

It’s kind of insane that considering how much baby/raising kids content that I get on Instagram, I also get an equal amount of content for “losing baby weight” and “snatching your stomach after giving birth” like 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Every single night while I’m trying to fall asleep, my cat walks across my pillow. Like I am actively using that, SIR

Listen, if God didn’t want me to have tequila and taquitos for dinner, He wouldn’t have left me alone in the house.