Simon Carline

Losing the will to live trying to find one last ticket for tomorrow night 😩

You son of a bitch, I’m in!

Either my Spotify app is having a bit of a moment, or the #MUFC sadness has well and truly washed over the Talk of the Devils lads.

Boy do I hope there are a load of Bucharest tickets waiting to make themselves known in the next couple of weeks 🙏🏻 #MUFC

Wonder how many people out there paid £66 a pop/£200 in total to watch us lose 3 home games in a row, in December of all times.

If that doesn’t destroy ticket demand, nothing will.

Happy to see this new Sir Alex doc cover things beyond the treble.

Feels like every one produced about United recently stops at 99 and ignores the following 14 years 🤷🏻‍♂️ #MUFC

Way too often, this team looks like nothing more than a bunch of glorified idiots.

Same mistakes, over and over again.

It’s new shirt day for Iris! The old one is being retired now that Ella Toone has very kindly signed it to go up on the wall with her United flag 🫶🇾🇪

We’re going to get it framed with a Wembley photo and a print of Tooney’s wonder goal.

Thank you, Ella!

#MUFC #MUWomen

We are the pride of all Europe, the cock of the North etc etc…🤦🏻‍♂️

Think they’ve started spiking the water bottles with their new Carabao beer after that second half

Untold amounts of dogshit goalkeeping in this game. Fucked it.

It’s on like donkey kong here!

Yeah, just screenshot both to compare. Absolutely the same image, photoshopped. People are just weird aren’t they?

Surely that Rashford Instagram story thing is fake?

Scoreline aside, thought United looked dangerous for the majority of that half. They will play into our hands by default - just need to be clinical with chances.

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

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Pep is gouging the fuck out of his fod tonight!

You fucking beauty!!!!!

I’ve been playing this for the last few weeks with my girl - got it for her Birthday (and a little bit for me, obviously).

Today she brought this into my office, further evidence of why I’m wrapped around her finger 😄

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There’s not a single second of any day when I don’t have the music from the crash site level of Astro Bot in my head.

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Game #30 of this kid’s football journey was a good one! 🇾🇪

She’s comfortably been to more games at 6 years old than I’d done by 20. Even started a few chants on Sunday 😄

#MUFC #MUWomen

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Standing by my opinion that they’re not that good. We aren’t either but that’s besides the point.

Lot of temple rubbing going on already, poor fella.

Arsenal genuinely don’t seem bothered whether any of their shots come to anything. If they get a deflection and a corner, they’re absolutely buzzin.

Fair fucks to them, but it ain’t particularly pretty.

Iris just called me to her room cause she needed something, as I’m leaving to turn off the light she asks me what score United was.

Told her to guess, she says 5-0, tell her it was 4, she gives me a high five.

Doing something right ❤️🇾🇪

NQAT is gold standard MUFC content week after week. Get on it.

Starting to feel enjoyable again 🤞