lil dummy dev

idk how to explain it but using the white hand emojis gives racist. like the physical people is different bc 🤷🏼‍♀️ lil blondie is me but you changed the default emoji colored disembodied hands to be WHITE? are you like. into that or what

me singing along to the giver as if i am not lying

is keeping my delta medallion tag on my luggage even though i lost status for 2025 stolen valor

pre vacation breakout should be illegal. i am going to sue my face

theme for my 31st birthday: you can only come if we’ve already made out OR you have to kiss me before the end of the night. no double dipping allowed, new smooches only

doing live and let die at karaoke and just sitting down so i can listen to the orchestral parts

meditating is not enough i need someone to lay directly on top of me

i am sisyphus and the dishes are my boulder

fun fact “platonic throuple” is actually just called being friends

adding film grain to your own nudes is wild but FORGIVE ME for having artistic vision

is it time to return to form and get back on tumblr.

if you text me we are friends, if u call me that’s ohana, but if u dm me on ig even once you are one of my boyfriends (gender-neutral)

YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE AN ALLY TO MEEEEE

“customer service needed in the skincare department” okay so now EVERYONE knows i am breaking out amazing

while i can agree it is important to be earnest (famously) i’m gonna need to shitposters to clock in on this app

where are my fellow garbage people i need to queen out with the rats

imagine if men never discovered podcasts and instead discovered the joy of sending the besties a 5 minute voice memo

i played dirty work via touchtunes and someone is doing psychological warfare by also playing dirty work via touchtunes mobile back to back

they played sweater weather and alien ant farm smooth criminal at the tattoo shop today

welcome back my collegiate a cappella group

these divas

actually it’s really hot and cool that when i am wasted i start speaking broken french it’s not annoying AT ALL

me most halloweens

what is your favorite nickname for penis and balls mine is jones and stones