Amy

a man in a white shirt and tie is smiling while talking to two women . Alt: Andy from the Office, looking uncomfortable

Taking Ruby to see Wuthering Heights.

Giving her the “I saw Pretty Woman with my Southern Baptist mom” experience.

I make graph paper in excel for my patterns

Bridgerton: They Can't Make Us Like This Podcast Episode · The Cool Table · March 11 · 1h 5m

Do Beth and I love Regency romance? Yes.

Do we hate S4 of Bridgerton? Also yes.

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Yikes

Challenge is: destroy the US economy

Sashay shante

Like you, I'm never moving. So jokes on them!

a woman in a black jacket is standing in front of a sign that says ocasio cortez . Alt: a woman in a black jacket is standing in front of a sign that says ocasio cortez .

I went to Clemson and turned out okay.

The juniors pipeline isn’t known for its emphasis on education. But then again, Isner went to college and look how that turned out.

Girl, I planted a tree three years ago in my backyard. Net new tree at the Bungalow!

Trees die, Emily. Nothing lasts forever.

I wear my pjs at work every day. Cullen is unemployed.

I’m like, you think I look like a contestant on The Bachelor? Cool.

A client gave me an AI headshot, and I posted it on LinkedIn to clown on it bc it’s…wild. And I get so many compliments on it. 🫠

Even on the cover, the pudgy girl with her hair set like grandma needs to have her soda and snacks close by. As the other characters would say, gross!

A dude on TikTok reminded me of this godawful book I read as a child.

I’ve always blamed my mom for my eating disorder, but maybe it was Barthe DeClements.

I dress so my cube will evoke Mondrian.

If I embrace shorts, call 911. I’ve had a stroke.

A green that looks grey. Stunning.

Imagine being fit AF and wearing something so loose and gormless. In grey.

She’s gonna tell her dear friend Larry* about this!

*Larry Ellison

Sakkari in Clemson orange. Cute!

Iga dressed like she’s playing tennis with Kendall Roy at Davos. I hate it like I hate private equity.

We are at war, Bridgerton sucked, and Indian Wells is only in R3. 🫠

It’s Monday, I’m tried, and Indian Wells is only in R3. 🫠

I made it 20 minutes.

Nuremberg is not good and clearly shot on digital. Are you a movie or not?

Grumpy and gonna rewatch Band of Brothers, which was shot on 35mm Kodak film.

The Bridgerton to BoB pipeline, ladies and gentlemen.

Actively hating it after loving the first 2 seasons.

The only good-sh part is the return of Cressida. And they even waste that.

I’m legit so mad at how much the Bridgerton creators suck. I’m going watch Nuremberg.

Need a WW2 palette cleanse. I don’t care that Rami Malik is in it.