liz 🍄‍🟫

happy intern season im responsible for 3 🫠

why do i always need things i am so tired of having to go to the store

things i can do: secure tier one media placements with 0 seniority and a dream
things i cant do: operate a vehicle

me in my work chat because if anything i am just a girl

i absolutely refuse to put the litterbox on the carpet though and im not trapping her away from it

yes shes my baby but also i never did this for my dogs if they wanted to sleep in my room they were stuck in there for the night

cannot believe im sleeping with my door open for a cat.

i miss my friends !! everyone come to denver

to be fair its TIGHT in a parallel spot and i do not have skill or balls to even attempt to maneuver it out but i need lettuce

i should not have access to adult money because why am i instacarting my groceries for this week because i cant get my car out of the spot its parked in

who wants to come live with me i am terrible at living alone

im not going to bat for any politician but we really do have to take our small wins because its the only way we’re getting out of this

colorado representatives standing on mf business calling rfk jr out on his bullshit we LOVE to see it

anyway shout out to my neighbor smoking a cigarette inside rn like its not warmest night we’ve had in months

why are we throwing around thousands of dollars as a “gotcha” moment can we go to therapy like adults

family drama but in the weirdest way possible

now why is my sister saying me beast should be president

not in a i dont care about current events because i am in fact very aware and very scared however i dont need to see his ugly fat ass face 24/7 to know hes evil

i love working in tech media its definitely not trump trump trump all the time. i dont CARE

They should make a cigarette that heals you

not even on purpose i just click and it blocks it off

one thing about me is im always adding random meetings to my teams calendar

both client accounts have all women pr teams btw

and specifically praised the women running it

anyway so today i had a two back to back client meetings one of which the ceo basically implied they were cut pr/marketing because they need to focus on ad visibility and sales and one immediately after where a different client said how amazed he is to have such a smart and creative pr team

sorry i am addicted to working and stuck on a runway rn i have nothing better to do than answer emails

got in trouble for the first time at work today (emailed one of my managers while on pto)

making broccoli would anyone like some

my tummy hurts <3

i have nothing to post bc driving to work, being an office menace, and sleeping are my only personality traits so here’s a weezer update