@mickeymouse96.bsky.social
i’ve been known to eat pork on occasion
the 2025 oscars james bond tribute
03.03.2025 01:32 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0judas investor
09.02.2025 05:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the other day my boyfriend told me “you know we have to watch emilia pérez, right?” 🤨 who is this “we” and what is this “have to”?
07.02.2025 16:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When I campaigned for Bernie in 2020, the common sentiment could be boiled down to “I like him, but I don’t think others will”. This was during a primary, which is the closest you can get to your exact beliefs making it through. And yet people still worried about how others would perceive—
07.02.2025 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0new smurfs movie
06.02.2025 20:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0worker at amc asked to see my ID and i almost accidentally said “mind ur business”
08.01.2025 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m just poking silly!!!
04.01.2025 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m just looking silly!!!
04.01.2025 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i wish the airport had touchtunes
03.01.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0just saw a tiktok of robin the frog photos and immediately lost it
02.01.2025 06:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0at the eye doctor and the first letter slide they gave me just said “fat” 🤨
okay, quack
his freakin peanuts went sour, man :/
30.12.2024 04:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me: what would freud say if he saw a guy eating a banana?
mk: freakin cock and suck dicker! wait..
call me charlie brown the way i wanna fuck up a kite!
24.12.2024 02:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i want a child simply so i can fuck with them with that elf on the shelf twink
22.12.2024 01:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cottage cheech
10.12.2024 03:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thinking about getting back in the beanie baby game someone please stop me
06.12.2024 22:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i prefer liars
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02.12.2024 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
got amc a-list whilst sat in tally regal’s dying carcass. i acknowledge that this was insensitive of me, but in my defense i was vulnerable and in shock.
01.12.2024 19:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tally regal is closing tmrw this is the worst day of my life and ive been raped twice
01.12.2024 02:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0itd be soooo fucking hot and sexy if rainy weather didnt make me want to “accidentally” hit my head and never wake up
29.11.2024 17:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i dont know what’s worse, the fact that dozens of people texted me their condolences when muppet*vision 3D was announced to be closing or the fact that dozens were texting me chrischan was allegedly having a child and asking for more info as if im a source.
29.11.2024 01:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fellas c’mon, please dont all respond at once
28.11.2024 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
who will go with me to muppet*vision 3D before it closes? serious inquiries only please :/ i cant handle any pranks
27.11.2024 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my mother forgot me in target. went to the sonic aisle because i know she’d look for me there first.
27.11.2024 17:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHAT DO U MEAN CHRIS CHAN IS HAVING A CHILD
25.11.2024 18:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me when i found out we are losing muppet*vision 3D
22.11.2024 23:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sitting shiva for muppet*vision 3D
22.11.2024 20:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SOMEONE GO WITH ME TO BABYLAND GENERAL HOSPITAL
20.11.2024 01:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
