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Ibid this, ibid that. Ibid you need some new sources.

me: what would freud say if he saw a guy eating a banana?

mk: freakin cock and suck dicker! wait..

They be smuggling T in these white monsters

Liers surround me

Stop posting the drafts

English muffins are oddly goated

TURKEY DAVE!!!! BIRD!!!

We changin the game 😤

Setting aside religious texts, I'd say The Enchiridion by Epictetus, despite its imperfections, was the right book at the right time for me. Would highly recommend, especially the Anthony A. Long translation.

One day I'll get 2 likes on a post, and then I'll know my followers really fw it

The huzz be breathin different when they spot my piece

It's 59 degrees outside and I've now completely forgotten what that Al Gore guy was going on about.

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All my diamonds real

I have gone to a Chick-fil-A and immediately left more than once because I realized the cordial staff taking my order outside would see inside my filth induced vehicle.

every good boy deserves face

coffee girls are eaten beef F#

if being unfunny was illegal, at least I know I'd have friends in prison

halloween is like the purge but for furries

I love taking short acting adderall so that I can scroll instagram with more determination

Ideally, I wish to be to masculinity what Schoenberg was to late romanticism

People don't talk enough about how expensive it is to be trans, I mean with all the medical bills, hormones, & graphics cards

Sometimes the bit isn't even a bit, it's just unbridled sorrow

For context, a she/they said I should post that

Sometimes a she/they gotta sit down and listen

I'm staunchly against reading, to the point where I don't even know what staunchly means.

I want screwed and chopped but instead it's chewed and slopped