I was really on one this week.
Truly a trusted critical source.
In honor of rewatching Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, I had a “Heavy Boobs” Double Feature tonight with Big Boobs Buster and Vixen.
And the ones I don’t. It was a real race to the bottom (with the remake getting last place of course):
Part V: A New Beginning
Jason X
VII: The New Blood
Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Friday the 13th (2009)
In honor of Friday the 13th, here is my very scientific (re: not remotely) ranking of the Friday the 13th Series. First up, the ones I like:
Part II
Part VI: Jason Lives
Part III
Friday the 13th (1980)
Freddy vs. Jason
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
The Final Chapter
I’m gonna give it to you straight about Jason. His body was never recovered from the lake after he drowned. And if you listen to the old-timers in town, they’ll tell you he’s still out there...watching... thirsty for young blood.
#haunteddavidart #supportqueerartists #queerart #fridaythe13th
I sent my first query letter today. The journey begins.
Yet another rightwing grifter and The Atlantic proves, yet again, why they are a rag.
Ben Appel should be denied membership into the gay cabal and no self-respecting
homo should date his self-loathing ass.
Why yes, he has placed himself on the furthest spot away from me on the bed because he is emotionally abusive.
The face of one who has never felt remorse no matter how many times he kicks me in the face.
Despite being a massive fan of Pieces, I had never seen any other movies by Juan Piquer Simón.
I decided to remedy that by watching the gory and ridiculous Slugs.
I get truckers the old fashioned way: wagging my daisy duke-clad ass on the side of the road.
It’s weird for a gay influencer to advocate for putting on straight man drag to seduce truckers.
Like “Come to my circuit party. Support my unexamined internalized homophobia.”
If I took a drink every time this book mentioned gumbo, I would a gone pecan like La Capitaine of the Mardi Gras down Evangeline Parish come Ash Wednesday, mais yeah.
Tell me, my child, of how you merely adopted Louisiana and were not born into it, molded by it.
Remy LeBeau and the narrator from the first Gabriel Knight game read this and said, “Too much.”
“Oh, but the children must be protected from sexualized performances…”
Well, Conservatives think drag itself and trans identity are fetishes so how exactly would any of it be labeled as anything other than “sexualized” by them?
Cis gay men, Republicans are a lost cause. Stop buying their rhetoric
Texas is disgusting. Conservatives willingly support pedophiles and apparently are OK just handing their children over to them.
But then they ban drag in public which is a road to banning trans people from public.
If I like you, I note your scent like a wolf.
I am making light of my disorder.
I have slept four hours and I can’t nap because I am tweaking mentally so you’re damn right I am going to make light of it.
I imagine my bipolar disorder is this hoary 80s sitcom where I will be standing in my living room set, talking about how calm things have been and I hope nothing disrupts that.
Then a manic phase busts though the door and yells its catchphrase, “What’s cracking, Jackson?”
Or something.
Good God, this man!
I won’t stand for Blanche Devereaux slander. Stop using her as a stand-in when making fun of Lindsey Graham.
Anyway, Heated Rivalry, which is erotica, should be taken away from straight people because I am tired of these endless cycles of discourse over their feelings about it.
Pornography/erotica is a genre like any other.
Puritanical thought, from Christians to tender queers, want us to to feel guilty to the point that we have to quantify great works in that genre as something else.
Horror movies can make us scared. Why is it wrong if porn makes us horny?
The Epstein Files are true except for the Trump parts which were planted.
I don’t know. Maybe I would elect this shadow government. They seem infinitely more competent and capable.
I would believe in God again if Republicans started dropping dead of heart attacks from cold plunging after amphetamine use.
The Democrats can’t even make demonstrable change in this country. They are not affecting anything positively in other ones.
Seriously, fuck this article. Quoting Laura Loomer? Ugh.
