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Politics and Satire. Satire and Politics. In trying times such as these, laughter is important to balance the daily drama. Follow us for a chuckle or two at the cost of those who would deport you for criticizing The Rapist King.

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Did you know that Kash Patel is a complete moron? If not, then you may also be a complete moron. Also, release the Epstein files!!! #fuckpatel #fuckmaga #fucktrump

17.09.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Katie Johnson alleged that Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey E. Epstein sexually assaulted and raped her (when she was 13 years old) on multiple occasions during four parties held at Epstein’s residence. She said that Trump raped her violently, including instances where she screamed for him to stop.

03.08.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œIf you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75 percent in value … And they say the noise causes cancer.” #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty

01.08.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pride Event Sparks Subpoena from Florida AG β€” Guest List, Videos Demanded Florida AG subpoenas LGBTQ Pride venue, demands guest lists, videos, and performer contracts. Full story on JRL CHARTS.

Florida homophobes in action. Making America "grate" again, one hateful ignorant action at a time.

29.07.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive | Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files Attorney General Pam Bondi told the president that the department also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victim...

Here comes the avalanche! #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty

24.07.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The man is everywhere!

20.07.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump (a.k.a. the child fucker) says Coke will be made with real sugar because he told them to. #fuckcoke #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump

17.07.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing says "I raped children!" more than every single thing he's doing to try to make Epstein's list go away. #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpForPrison

17.07.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œSo… a six-year-old girl fleeing cartel violence, crossing the border with her grandmother… is a criminal?” #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpForPrison #WorstPresidentEver #TheBigLie

13.07.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWe didn’t kill enough Indians.” - Ann Coulter #fuckanncoulter #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckTheGOP #Resist #DumpTrump #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpLies #NotMyPresident #RemoveTrump #ImpeachTrump #TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpForPrison #OrangeIsTheNewOrange #LockHimUp #ByeDon #WorstPresidentEver

08.07.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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He called a country "Mister." #fucktrump #fuckmaga

02.07.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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Judge Clarifies Verdict: Yes, Trump Was Found To Have Raped E. Jean Carroll Jury Finds Donald Trump Liable for Sexually Abusing and Defaming E. Jean Carroll

MAGA will say that Trump was never found guilty of rape. Trump was found liable for raping and defaming E. Jean Carroll. A jury of twelve found him liable for sexual assault. Trump a rapist. Pretending he isn't because he was not "convicted" is a distortion of facts. #fucktrump #fuckmaga

01.07.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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Charlie Kirk's main contribution to life is being a consistently useless douche who thrives on pointless factless baseless bullshit. #fuckmaga #fucktrump

01.07.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

Untrue. Sorry.

28.04.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#FuckMAGA #FuckTrump #FuckHate #Resist

27.04.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Proudly Protecting Our Borders, Preserving Our Future In a dazzling display of iron will and bureaucratic brilliance, the United States has begun deporting children who are American citizens.

In a dazzling display of iron will and bureaucratic brilliance, the United States has begun deporting children who are American citizens. #FuckMAGA #FuckTrump #FuckHate #Resist

27.04.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have a dream... #fucktrump #fuckmaga

04.04.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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This will be the first Easter where eggs are more expensive than chocolate eggs.

30.03.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Executive Order Renames America Dogeland Trump announced plans to rename America to "Dogeland," citing his deep admiration for man's best friend and a desire to "Make America Bark Again."​

Trump announced plans to rename America to "Dogeland," citing his deep admiration for man's best friend and a desire to "Make America Bark Again."​ #fucktrump #fuckmaga #fuckmusk

22.03.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Appropriate paint job. #fuckmusk

06.02.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
oh wait, Donny can’t call up the Aviation Safety Committee β€” because right now, there’s no one at the other end to pick up the phone. Donny can’t get the answers he’s demanding because there’s no one left in government with the expertise to figure out what the fuck just happened. the stupid shit fired them all.

oh wait, Donny can’t call up the Aviation Safety Committee β€” because right now, there’s no one at the other end to pick up the phone. Donny can’t get the answers he’s demanding because there’s no one left in government with the expertise to figure out what the fuck just happened. the stupid shit fired them all.

from today's post β€”
go read the whole thing. link is here: bit.ly/4h7i06Z

30.01.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 19988    πŸ” 6081    πŸ’¬ 387    πŸ“Œ 218
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President Trump is seen here doing everything within his power to bring grocery prices down. #fucktrump #fuckmaga #resist

31.01.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Weird about eggs. What with Biden being gone and stuff. Seems like maybe he didn't have anything to do with it. #FuckMAGA #FuckTrump #FuckLiars #Resist

26.01.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Claim this energy. Do not tolerate Nazis.

26.01.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1163    πŸ” 318    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 19
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Love the paintjob. Really reflects the company well. #FuckMusk #FuckTesla #FuckNazis #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA

25.01.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#FuckMAGA #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #Resist
E. Jean Carroll, a writer, said Trump raped her in 1996 in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room. Carroll wrote about the incident in her 2019 memoir called β€œWhat Do We Need Men For?” In May 2023, Carroll was awarded $5 million for sexual abuse.

25.01.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#FuckMAGA #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #Resist
In an April 2005 interview on The Howard Stern Show Trump said he would go backstage before beauty pageant shows, the only man in the room while the women were β€œstanding there with no clothes.” As the owner, β€œI sort of get away with things like that,” he added.

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