@goattics.bsky.social
Just a "for fun" account of silly things that Tourette's makes a @goattrain.bsky.social say. Run by @emithegoat.bsky.social #tourettes #tics
"You've been baconated"
27.10.2025 22:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"That's your brain on bottoms"
27.10.2025 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"It's a basic dog"
27.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"20 towers tall"
27.10.2025 21:47 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0"I can beat it twice, TWICE in the world!"
27.10.2025 21:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"You promised me babies"
27.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Pencil towers, we share the same mother"
27.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Pastrami babies in your little old mouth"
25.10.2025 11:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"your voice is huge"
22.10.2025 11:47 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"you're my stupid baby"
21.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"You're my factory sweetheart"
21.10.2025 08:42 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Ice burger"
20.10.2025 10:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[Handing me a glass of milk]
"There's babies in there."
Just regular non-tic talking: "There we go. We got jam."
Tic seizing the moment: "You can poop it out."
"plant based bodies"
12.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Can you touch my bottom?"
11.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Raise me up from your mom"
09.10.2025 09:17 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"A single moment. A single butt."
09.10.2025 09:15 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"My hands are tiny"
09.10.2025 09:11 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Can I find myself in the baggy pants?"
09.10.2025 09:11 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Blowing up in your pants"
07.10.2025 17:05 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Christmas time - Last time I did it twice!"
06.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Pencil panic"
06.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Are you a fireball?"
06.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"King Kong - Wrapped in fury!"
06.10.2025 12:24 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Farting madly"
02.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Spicy cowards"
02.10.2025 10:47 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0[Handing me a small slice of salami to taste test]
"It's a dingle berry~"
"Yoghurt, yoghurt. Flimsy broadcast!"
01.10.2025 12:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
