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@adashtra.bsky.social

Video Game Reporter @verge Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry ๐Ÿ“ง: ash.parrish@theverge.com Signal: @adashtra.87 Discord: @adashtra ๐Ÿ“Northeast Ohio ๐ŸŒ  per aspera, ad astra ๐ŸŒ  She/her

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Big Mode, Aggro Crab, and Outersloth all have hits.

06.10.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Broodmother is DOGWALKING me right now.

06.10.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:(

06.10.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, sorry. Memo went out a while ago

06.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Boy who is currently upset I will not give hot chip

06.10.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yall ain't watching the news??! The devil has enough right now and don't need anybody arguing on his behalf.

06.10.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Won't somebody advocate for the billion dollar megacorps!!!!

06.10.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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very cool of destructoid to post this, and, lo and behold, if you ctrl+f "queer" or "lgbtqia+" you will find zero instances of it on the page.

"the deal could be good actually if you don't talk about any of the very real harm it could do."

06.10.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 183    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Love my scooter too much such that id simply go to reddit to figure out how to fix it myself .

06.10.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i get what you're saying, but that's not the point he's trying to make.

06.10.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For short trips like to the grocery store or lunch I use my electric scooter and it's been a gas!!

06.10.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

K

06.10.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And on that tip it was excellent. Same as AC: Shadows.

06.10.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im starting to think the whole "dig two graves" style of revenge storytelling is a psyop designed to condition folks against wanting justice for being wronged.

06.10.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read what I said again, carefully this time, and find where I said this game shouldn't exist.

06.10.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyway the best performance category for this year's game awards is gonna be fucking stacked.

06.10.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A samurai revenge plot where the MC learns over 80 hours of collecting trinkets, hunting bounties, and doing artsy side quests, that revenge isn't the end all be all? Just too predictable.
Glad folks are having fun with it but good lord can we do something different?

06.10.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't really have the inclination to play Ghost of Yotei so I watched a long play. I enjoyed the performances a great deal but I'm glad I didn't try to play bc I would have been bored. The cadence of gameplay and the overall narrative is just so over done for me.

06.10.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're trying to remember your Urbans this rhyme helps:
If your Urban's in Lord of the Rings,
and not the one who croons and sings,
seek ye Karl swarthy and gruff,
and avoid Keith who is not tough.

06.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That man made me a Gondor girlie. That and the horses.

06.10.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mom is 65 looks 55 and when she cleans up, she can baddie with the best of them. The men she dates cannot keep up with her and it's becoming A Problem.

06.10.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's probably a reason she was in Babygirl.

06.10.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't have to work out, but at least keep your joints and tendons well stretched and limber. Working out is nice, though.

Also its never too late to do pretty much anything. Learn to draw, take a saxophone lesson, become an accountant. Career changes and new hobbies aren't just for young people

06.10.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Every time I pass by it I get a Lil thrill. She looks so good

06.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its also NEVER too late to do the things you wanna do in your life. I didn't become a full time games journo until I was in my thirties. I didn't think it'd ever happen, but I just kept at it.

06.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I discovered it shortly after my surgery and I'm grateful for such a handful succinct explanation

06.10.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get active! Take care of your body. More importantly, liste to it when something feels wrong or off. If you do not rest, sooner or later you will be forced to.
Also black folks with uteruses, get that shit checked out jic.

06.10.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This continues to be a reality for me right now :(

06.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're threaded under the first

06.10.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm glad someone laid it out so succinctly. That woman and the imagery she surrounds herself with, I thought she was still in her 20s.

06.10.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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