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Theo Von Rizzlet

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3X Coastal Coalition Champion; owner of multiple large businesses; once toured the White House; International traveler; Founder of "Vibe Based INFOSEC INC."

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Rest in power

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Man raises beer can into shot

Man raises beer can into shot

hell yeah brother

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ICE is in North Charleston www.instagram.com/p/DQNMhWrDns...

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Community service at Seacoast? You have got to be shitting me...

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The White House's East Wing construction rubble was taken to East Potomac Golf Course. It was reported that the rubble will be used to create mounds on the golf course.

Read more: bit.ly/4oa2tXA

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The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth - Church of Satan The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth by Anton Szandor LaVey Β© 1967 Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them....

It’s all good buddy. I’ve just always thought these were great guidelines on how to not be an asshole and promote them when possible churchofsatan.com/eleven-rules...

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I’ve always thought his principles represented a pretty good way to live life

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So fierce

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I’m pretty sure this is not an Arby’s

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That would be a nice spot for a large datacenter

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I hope she’s doing okay

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Julien Baker's 'Sprained Ankle' Turns 10 She was a kid. That’s the first thing I think when I see the Sprained Ankle album cover today. It was probably the first thing I thought when I first saw that album cover in 2015. Baker was 19 years o...

Wrote about the 10th anniversary of Julien Baker's Sprained Ankle, an album that killed me dead.

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Jesus fuckin Christ

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*Pssst* look inside the White House. There be crime.

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Also.

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Hammered granny

Hammered granny

We stan a queen

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Holy fucking shit

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Not surprising for that dogshit institution. UVA double dribbled

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Exactly! I was calling my neighbors "special needs" kid the R word the other day and now people are calling me an asshole on NextDoor. Im thinking about suing.

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#snowflakes

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Whoever comes up with a THC version of Peelerz should get the Nobel Peace Prize

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Stemz
Foley, AL

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Lucy Dacus and Janelle MonΓ‘e discuss AI chatbots and how technology in culture has shifted in the last fifteen years.

Lucy: "It seems like an easy way for people to get out of the dirt and grime of having to coexist. Like when people are like, 'oh I want my digital girlfriend...'"

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We're checking on our San Diego Padres fans who popularized THAT'S WHAT'S IN and why they want to bring back Hooters

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As someone who gets told "you have to love your parents" when I mention that I needed to cut my mother off for my own mental well-being, no you don't.

That's an earned title. Being a parent isn't making a kid, it's raising a kid. This guy is not a father. He's just a selfish dick.

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Potentially one of the least charming towns in the state

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Nothing has ever been her fault

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So that's the second thing that a president has:
Article II, the inherent right of self-defense. If somebody is about ready to launch missiles at the U.S. or launch an attack, the president does have the authority to strike those people.
Drug runners do not qualify for that. And I know
β€”drugs kill-and they do. They kill tens of thousands of people. But it is not the intention of the drug runners to kill people. They're selling drugs, and drugs are a major problem in this country. I happen to think it's as much of a demand problem as it is a supply problem-but it is not a direct attack to try and kill Americans or seize territory in America.
And it sure as hell isn't that on a boat off the coast of Venezuela that is thousands of miles from the U.S. And that's the other thing-they haven't presented a shred of evidence that those boats were even headed to the United States.

So that's the second thing that a president has: Article II, the inherent right of self-defense. If somebody is about ready to launch missiles at the U.S. or launch an attack, the president does have the authority to strike those people. Drug runners do not qualify for that. And I know β€”drugs kill-and they do. They kill tens of thousands of people. But it is not the intention of the drug runners to kill people. They're selling drugs, and drugs are a major problem in this country. I happen to think it's as much of a demand problem as it is a supply problem-but it is not a direct attack to try and kill Americans or seize territory in America. And it sure as hell isn't that on a boat off the coast of Venezuela that is thousands of miles from the U.S. And that's the other thing-they haven't presented a shred of evidence that those boats were even headed to the United States.

Smith: Yeah and also understand the other connection, as you've seen the stories about Trump authorizing CIA action in Venezuela. I have no independent confirmation of that other than what I've read in the media. And as you see the rhetoric from him ramp up about the Maduro regime in Venezuela, is this really about stopping drugs or is he engaged in a regime change effort in Venezuela, which certainly hasn't been approved of by Congress and certainly doesn't fall under the Article II designation. Trump has mused about how now maybe they may bo hitting targets on land within Venezuela. So he is asserting the unilateral right to start a war with Venezuela

Smith: Yeah and also understand the other connection, as you've seen the stories about Trump authorizing CIA action in Venezuela. I have no independent confirmation of that other than what I've read in the media. And as you see the rhetoric from him ramp up about the Maduro regime in Venezuela, is this really about stopping drugs or is he engaged in a regime change effort in Venezuela, which certainly hasn't been approved of by Congress and certainly doesn't fall under the Article II designation. Trump has mused about how now maybe they may bo hitting targets on land within Venezuela. So he is asserting the unilateral right to start a war with Venezuela

Smith: I've not been briefed. I don't know if I'd go so far as, I expect war. But if we, as a country, don't stand up and say, no, President Trump, you do not have the unilateral power to override the Constitution and do whatever you want whenever you want whenever you want to do it-Trump's just going to keep expanding.
And look, I'll tie a little terrifying connection in for you here. You hear what's going on in Chicagoβ€”and it's going on in other cities as wellβ€”but in Chicago, most blatantly, they are literally stopping people on the street and demanding their papers. If they don't have them-frequently citizens, legal residentsβ€” are being detained by your United States federal government without any probable cause, articulable suspicion, or any measure, just because they showed up and they want to say it.
They are violating our rights individually, and then Trump is asserting his right to use the United States military in any way that he sees fitβ€” certainly in the Caribbean, but also right here in the United States of America. He's trying to send them to Portland, trying to send them to Chicago.

Smith: I've not been briefed. I don't know if I'd go so far as, I expect war. But if we, as a country, don't stand up and say, no, President Trump, you do not have the unilateral power to override the Constitution and do whatever you want whenever you want whenever you want to do it-Trump's just going to keep expanding. And look, I'll tie a little terrifying connection in for you here. You hear what's going on in Chicagoβ€”and it's going on in other cities as wellβ€”but in Chicago, most blatantly, they are literally stopping people on the street and demanding their papers. If they don't have them-frequently citizens, legal residentsβ€” are being detained by your United States federal government without any probable cause, articulable suspicion, or any measure, just because they showed up and they want to say it. They are violating our rights individually, and then Trump is asserting his right to use the United States military in any way that he sees fitβ€” certainly in the Caribbean, but also right here in the United States of America. He's trying to send them to Portland, trying to send them to Chicago.

How far are we away from President Trump deciding to use the U.S. military to do a kinetic strike on people within the U.S. because he sees them as a threat, by whatever definition he wants to throw out there?
I want to say-and I know there's a lot of people on the left and in the Democratic Party who are all over thisβ€” but I want to say to the rest of you who are not: come on.
I mean, you could not like the Democrats, you could not like a bunch of our policies. Hell, you can oppose the Affordable Care Act, you can oppose a bunch of other things.
If you are an American conservative, do you want the federal government to be able to have that type of power-to take away your liberty-whether it's Trump or anybody else?

How far are we away from President Trump deciding to use the U.S. military to do a kinetic strike on people within the U.S. because he sees them as a threat, by whatever definition he wants to throw out there? I want to say-and I know there's a lot of people on the left and in the Democratic Party who are all over thisβ€” but I want to say to the rest of you who are not: come on. I mean, you could not like the Democrats, you could not like a bunch of our policies. Hell, you can oppose the Affordable Care Act, you can oppose a bunch of other things. If you are an American conservative, do you want the federal government to be able to have that type of power-to take away your liberty-whether it's Trump or anybody else?

As ranking Dem and former chair of the House Armed Services Committee, he usually stays in his lane because you save your powder for the defense fights.

When he lays it out like this, we should listen /2

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What a god damn compliment. RIP, D'Lo.

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