Joel

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MAN. I PAID LIKE TWENTY-FIVE CENTS FOR THAT!!!

I'm so pissed I can't even say 'fucking' right.

IS THAT MY FUCKIG JACKET?

I went ALL in on Bitcoin, man, so, like . . . Three dollars and a USB. But I'm telling you, ONE DAY, this shit's gonna hit the MOON.

Uh. Y-- . . . eah, lady, that's what I said!

. . . No.

Man, that's just my day job.

Ooh. ( Grimacing; exhaling through his teeth. ) Yeah. No. I can't do drug tests, see, 'cos, uh . . .

My blood is . . . Radioactive?

Yeah, okay, sure.

Sign ME up!

Well now I'm fresh out of ideas. Okay, okay, wait, don't tell me, don't tell me. Barry Allen. That's the kinda name some crusty old guy would have, so . . .

Henry Kissinger? Now that I gotta see. Could you imagine Henry Kissinger solving crimes?

Wait, no, don't tell me! I'm super good at these games.

Is it . . . Obama?

'Cos you talk about all these . . . *New things*.

You sure make me feel young, Ax.

How old are YOU?

This is *exactly* what I mean, 'cos what are you even *talking about* right now? Like what? I'm telling you to stop getting high and you're screaming about books or some shit??? Like what???

Thirty-five, what the fuck???

Yeah, y'know, you dial the number, it tells you the time . . .

D'aww, shucks . . .

I think you should lay off The Weed That Makes You Paranoid for a while.

Ohhhhh, like that talking clock.

Aw, c'mon, I can take it!

This a new drug or something?

I don't keep up with all that conspiracy shit, man!

What's an app.

Me? 🥺👉👈

||: i was sat on my phone when i got the notif for this and jumpscared myself!!!!!! goodbye

man . . . don't tell anyone this, okay? but i am so fucking horny and bitches ain't fucking right now like what the fuck??? i'm gonna have to turn gay to get ANY game.

Oomf is lowkey racist about Canadians???

Yes ma'am!