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โ Because I'm like, what rules?! The rules have been broken ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ช๐™จ.แŸ โž โ€” Bart โImpulseโž Allen. { By #NANI, she/he ; +25 } โฎ ๐——๐—ก๐—œ ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—ช๐—— ๐—™๐—ข๐—–๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—— / ๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ฅ / ๐—”๐—œ โฏ pfp edit; adingcold (twitter)

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Theo is adorable.

[ He may have taken like... A thousand pictures of Theo today. He is going to need an external hard drive just for Theo pictures. ]

23.02.2026 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฌ: do you want to like... Talk? In person, I mean. I am almost done with my last class and it's not like I am learning anything new here

๐Ÿ’ฌ: pls say yes I'm soooo bored

23.02.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฌ: Your adorable baby, yes

23.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฌ: Great!!

๐Ÿ’ฌ: ngl I just realised this is probably the only chance to get some baby pictures of him in the snow

๐Ÿ’ฌ: in fact... Why don't I take you all? So you two can play with him

23.02.2026 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฌ: auch

๐Ÿ’ฌ: I'll keep note of that next time you need a babysitter (Itโ€™s a joke, you can ask me whenever. I would have to be off world or half dead to say no)

23.02.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

//I was put on there either by association or because of this. Which the description of the blocklist is like irony funny because i've made it clear on multiple accounts that i'm completely against all of that. Even to the point of blocking dรธgma because they made a joke about klarion's genitals

23.02.2026 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and post said list on a public account dedicated to the list.

Mars is very nice in giving as few details as possible, I am too old to pretend this hypocritical behaviour doesn't piss me off.

23.02.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฅ/: If someone notices it on mine: I made a blocklist because someone decided to make a tasteless Epstein joke and refused to see why it was wrong. This person, who mind you always complains about seamstress' box blocklists and public blocklists, decided to put me and others on this as retaaliation+

23.02.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ’ฅ/: Itโ€™s something older millenials used to say about people on the internet who were turned into memes to point and laugh out because the were strange in some manner.

It's 4chan/reddit speak

23.02.2026 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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// Just a note for anyone who might notice this as a list my accounts have been put on,

I was in no way involved or active with the bit of drama that led to this, really just got lumped in by association, and the person who did it (anonymous because Iโ€™m not mean) had no reason to include me!๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ

23.02.2026 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

๐Ÿ“ฑ: ๐—ง๐—›๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—˜๐——๐—ฆ ๐—” ๐—ก๐—”๐— ๐—˜

( @reverseimpulse.bsky.social ; @batstalker.bsky.social )

๐Ÿ’ฌ: Can I take Theo for a bit???

๐Ÿ’ฌ: its snowing in Keystone!

23.02.2026 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Simรณn may have also been a very femenine gay man. It will forever be up for debate. Doesn't really matter in the end.

23.02.2026 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
El Gran Varon
YouTube video by Willie Colรณn - Topic El Gran Varon

5. Shrapnel.

โ€” El Gran Varรณn.

The story of a trans woman in the 80s and her father. It is basically an ode to "accept your queer children as they are or you will lose them and carry the guilt forever."

It was written during the AIDS crisis.

youtu.be/US0GbUpQ9VU?...

23.02.2026 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Willie Colรณn - Oh que serรก?
YouTube video by Gabriel90xp Willie Colรณn - Oh que serรก?

4. Nina Mazursky.

โ€” Oh Quรฉ Serรก?

It's kind of a song about love? Like, as a concept and how omnipresent it is.

youtu.be/qdYqwE2lsv0?...

23.02.2026 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Willie Colon & Hector Lavoe - Juanito Alimaรฑa
YouTube video by Fania Records Willie Colon & Hector Lavoe - Juanito Alimaรฑa

3. Asha Kirkpatrick.

โ€” Juanito Alimaรฑa.

It's about how a thief keeps getting away with it because his cousin is a police officer.

youtu.be/pLFtyBfwnJ8?...

23.02.2026 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
El Dรญa De Mi Suerte - Hรฉctor Lavoe & Willie Colรณn // Letra
YouTube video by Eduardo Jaramillo El Dรญa De Mi Suerte - Hรฉctor Lavoe & Willie Colรณn // Letra

2. Yeray Kirkpatrick

โ€” El dรญa de mi suerte.

A guy dealt a terrible hand by destiny keeps faith that one day his luck will change and promises he will help everyone once that happens.

youtu.be/fIPOjkmMpKk?...

23.02.2026 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Willie Colon & Ruben Blades - Pedro Navaja
YouTube video by Fania Records Willie Colon & Ruben Blades - Pedro Navaja

1. Bart Allen

โ€” Pedro Navaja.

It's about a violent thief meeting his end when a prostitute he stabbed shoots him.

youtu.be/ZJ4v1Lbx3-I?...

23.02.2026 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฅ/; In honor of Willie Colรณn's passing I've decided to make... A list of what each of my DC muses favourite song of his would be.

23.02.2026 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
24.11.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One again, Bart thought it a shame that Klov'r wasn't from their future. He would miss the kid.

The speedter messed the boys hair before zapping to the staircaise.

โ Let's go, we have to go like... A dozen stories up to were Donna said. Can you fly? โž

22.02.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Tower tour! Tower tour! Tower tour" he chants with excitement.

22.02.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ See you there! โž Instead of running there, he decided to set Klovy down once they crossed the doors. โ A little tour? โž

22.02.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

to put on them."

22.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฅ/: No yeah literally, at my most suicidal I went "I canโ€™t die, I want to see how this show ends"

That or "fuck, if I do it my mom will have to tell my best friend, and my best friend will have to tell other friends, and they will have to find a way to tell my other friend group... That's a lot +

22.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฅ/: I have nothing to say, just... The world is better with you in it. It might sound cheesy, but it is.

And it may sound stupid but... Try to cling to something. Live out of spite if you must, you can find light later so long as you are alive.

Reach out, I promise those who love will hear you.

22.02.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
04.09.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

<--- If you are trying to reach this Bartholomew Henry Allen II, please stop trying. He is taking like a million pictures of his nephew because Theo is the cutest being in all of existence.

22.02.2026 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He tries to be.

22.02.2026 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฅ/: He likes watching people do insane shit

22.02.2026 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alysa Liu with figure skating. She won gold the other day, and she literally stopped skating for a year and a half after the past Olympics.

[ He liked her a lot, noticeable by the fact he had learnt things about her other than her name and strength in the sport. ]

22.02.2026 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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